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Rooster Rustler Busted

Ashton: You are SO busted, Pierre. What are you doing to my rooster? That was for my chicken emporium!

one-eyed brown tabby cat watches gray tabby cat in barn with rooster

Pierre: You don’t understand, I’m totally innocent, Ashton.

gray tabby cat in barn with rooster

Pierre: There was an earthquake. Newton saw it, so he will be able to be a witness. It was so hard it made me fall down, and it knocked the barn right off its foundation! And it killed the rooster, too.

(dramatic reenactment)

orange tabby cat watches gray tabby cat on ground

Pierre: Really, that’s what happened to your rooster.

gray tabby cat in barn with rooster

Ashton: Hmm…

one-eyed brown tabby cat

Ashton: What do you think, should I believe his story?

Pierre and the Rooster

Pierre: I made Newton leave the rooster in the barn. He’s all mine now!

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: What are you doing to that chicken?

Pierre: It’s a rooster. And could you just look the other way for a few minutes?

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: Are you KISSING that chicken?

Pierre: It’s a rooster, and no. Besides, I told you to look the other way.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: Do you think the chicken tastes funny?

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Pierre: * SIGH * You really know how to take the fun out of things, Newton. No, I think the rooster tastes just fine.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: You look like you’re getting a little carried away.

Pierre: If you don’t shut up, I’ll carry you away.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Ashton: Do I hear eating noises? There had better not be someone eating and not sharing with me!

one-eyed brown tabby cat walks across frame

Newton: Hey, Pierre…

Pierre: Hold your stripes, Newton. Let me finish here.

Ashton: What are you DOING?

Newton: I tried to warn you!

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn as orange tabby cat and brown tabby cat look on

To be continued…

Barnyard Follies

Newton: Hey, check it out, I have a chicken.

Pierre: I think that’s a rooster.

gray tabby cat sits outside barn while orange tabby cat inside barn licks rooster

Newton: Ashton must have left it here to make eggs for her chicken emporium.

Pierre: That isn’t how roosters work, Newton. Didn’t anyone ever explain the birds and the bees to you?

Newton: What do bees have to do with anything? This is about a chicken.

gray tabby cat looks into barn at orange tabby cat and rooster

Newton: It doesn’t TASTE like chicken. Ashton needs to be more picky about her stock.

orange tabby cat licks plush rooster

Pierre: You need to come out from inside there and let me have a turn.

Newton: Why? This chicken and I are just getting started making friends.

gray tabby cat looks into barn at orange tabby cat and rooster

Pierre: Because my right paw said so.

Newton: Hey, watch where you’re putting that thing! You could poke out the chicken’s eye. Think of the chicken.

Pierre: It’s a rooster. And I am thinking of it.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Pierre: That’s why you need to let me in!

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: HEY! Ouch!

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: See what you did? You broke the barn. Knocked it off its foundation. And the chicken was so scared, he fainted.

Pierre: It’s a rooster.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: Don’t be such a bully, Pierre. if you want the barn so much you’re going to break it, I’ll let you have it.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: We’ll see what Ashton thinks when she finds out Pierre made her chicken faint.

orange tabby cat exits barn

To be continued…

One for the Road

Newton: I know you’ve been waiting since last week to find out what happened with that amazing building I was negotiating for Ashton to use for her chicken emporium. It didn’t go well. The current owners didn’t want to sell. Not even when I offered them my favorite catnip toy.

orange tabby cat and the KFC bucket

Newton: I thought the news would be easier for Ashton if I brought a little something back for her. But there’s a little problem… It was a long drive back, and I got kind of hungry.

orange tabby cat and the KFC bucket

Ashton: Hey, Newton! What do you have there?

Newton: Oh, hi. I didn’t see you. Did you hear what I was saying about your chicken emporium building?

Ashton: I heard. It’s okay. I’ll find a place.

Newton: Well… this is for you. I’ve got to go. You know, realtor cat business.

orange tabby cat and brown tabby cat with KFC bucket

Ashton: You brought me chicken? Wow, thanks! * SNIFF SNIFF * Hey, this is empty. NEWTON! Where did you go?

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks into the KFC bucket

Ashton: He teased me with chicken? That’s just low. Lower than low. 

brown tabby cat and the KFC bucket

Ashton: What do you think I should do to show Newton he shouldn’t tease me like that?

one-eyed brown tabby cat next to kfc bucket

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