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Pierre and the Rooster

Pierre: I made Newton leave the rooster in the barn. He’s all mine now!

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: What are you doing to that chicken?

Pierre: It’s a rooster. And could you just look the other way for a few minutes?

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: Are you KISSING that chicken?

Pierre: It’s a rooster, and no. Besides, I told you to look the other way.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: Do you think the chicken tastes funny?

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Pierre: * SIGH * You really know how to take the fun out of things, Newton. No, I think the rooster tastes just fine.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: You look like you’re getting a little carried away.

Pierre: If you don’t shut up, I’ll carry you away.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Ashton: Do I hear eating noises? There had better not be someone eating and not sharing with me!

one-eyed brown tabby cat walks across frame

Newton: Hey, Pierre…

Pierre: Hold your stripes, Newton. Let me finish here.

Ashton: What are you DOING?

Newton: I tried to warn you!

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn as orange tabby cat and brown tabby cat look on

Barnyard Follies

Newton: Hey, check it out, I have a chicken.

Pierre: I think that’s a rooster.

gray tabby cat sits outside barn while orange tabby cat inside barn licks rooster

Newton: Ashton must have left it here to make eggs for her chicken emporium.

Pierre: That isn’t how roosters work, Newton. Didn’t anyone ever explain the birds and the bees to you?

Newton: What do bees have to do with anything? This is about a chicken.

gray tabby cat looks into barn at orange tabby cat and rooster

Newton: It doesn’t TASTE like chicken. Ashton needs to be more picky about her stock.

orange tabby cat licks plush rooster

Pierre: You need to come out from inside there and let me have a turn.

Newton: Why? This chicken and I are just getting started making friends.

gray tabby cat looks into barn at orange tabby cat and rooster

Pierre: Because my right paw said so.

Newton: Hey, watch where you’re putting that thing! You could poke out the chicken’s eye. Think of the chicken.

Pierre: It’s a rooster. And I am thinking of it.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Pierre: That’s why you need to let me in!

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: HEY! Ouch!

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: See what you did? You broke the barn. Knocked it off its foundation. And the chicken was so scared, he fainted.

Pierre: It’s a rooster.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: Don’t be such a bully, Pierre. if you want the barn so much you’re going to break it, I’ll let you have it.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: We’ll see what Ashton thinks when she finds out Pierre made her chicken faint.

orange tabby cat exits barn

Newton: I know you’ve been waiting since last week to find out what happened with that amazing building I was negotiating for Ashton to use for her chicken emporium. It didn’t go well. The current owners didn’t want to sell. Not even when I offered them my favorite catnip toy.

Newton: I thought the news would be easier for Ashton if I brought a little something back for her. But there’s a little problem… It was a long drive back, and I got kind of hungry.