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Realtor Cat Has a Place for Ashton

Newton: Hey, Ashton, I heard that you were going to open a chicken emporium. Do you have a location yet? If not, I think I found a perfect one for you.

Newton puts the gingerbread house up for rent

Make me an offer I can’t refuse for it!


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January 14, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: chicken, Newton 29 Comments

Words for Wednesday: Chicken Emporium

Ashton: I loved all of the name suggestions that you had for my chicken restaurant! After a lot of thought, I decided it’s going to be called Ashton’s Chicken Emporium.

Ashton thinks about chicken emporium

Thanks so much to Clooney for the help thinking it up. I can’t wait to get started taste testing!

 

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January 7, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken 26 Comments

Chicken Disappointment

Ashton: I got some bad news. KFC looked at my job application, and they said they don’t want me as a taste taster.

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Pierre: Why not? It sounded like the perfect job for you. Any time anyone in the house is eating, you come running to see if it’s chicken.

Ashton: They said something about me being a miner.

Pierre: Oh, that makes sense.

Ashton: It does NOT make sense! I don’t even have thumbs to hold a pickaxe. But the chicken man kept insisting.

Pierre: *sighs* Minor. He meant you’re too young.

Ashton: I’m not too young to taste chicken! I’ve been doing it since I was a kitten!

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Pierre: Well, you didn’t want a job anyhow.

Ashton: But I wanted to taste chicken. Lots of chicken.

Pierre: Mmmmmff.

Ashton: So I was thinking… what if I opened a chicken restaurant of my own?

Pierre: Mmmmmmmmmff.

Ashton: Why do I think you aren’t taking me very seriously?

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Ashton: If I open my own chicken restaurant, you and Newton could help me taste test. 

Pierre: Hey, I like the sound of this!

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Ashton: See? So start thinking about names. We’ll brainstorm them soon!

 

What do you think Ashton should name her chicken restaurant?

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December 30, 2014 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Pierre 28 Comments

Wordless Wednesday: Chicken Access Idea Edition

Ashton has an idea

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December 17, 2014 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken 31 Comments

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