Newton: Hey, check it out, I have a chicken.
Pierre: I think that’s a rooster.
Newton: Ashton must have left it here to make eggs for her chicken emporium.
Pierre: That isn’t how roosters work, Newton. Didn’t anyone ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
Newton: What do bees have to do with anything? This is about a chicken.
Newton: It doesn’t TASTE like chicken. Ashton needs to be more picky about her stock.
Pierre: You need to come out from inside there and let me have a turn.
Newton: Why? This chicken and I are just getting started making friends.
Pierre: Because my right paw said so.
Newton: Hey, watch where you’re putting that thing! You could poke out the chicken’s eye. Think of the chicken.
Pierre: It’s a rooster. And I am thinking of it.
Pierre: That’s why you need to let me in!
Newton: HEY! Ouch!
Newton: See what you did? You broke the barn. Knocked it off its foundation. And the chicken was so scared, he fainted.
Pierre: It’s a rooster.
Newton: Don’t be such a bully, Pierre. if you want the barn so much you’re going to break it, I’ll let you have it.
Newton: We’ll see what Ashton thinks when she finds out Pierre made her chicken faint.
That poor barn! And that chicken, or rooster, or whatever it is, I have my doubts about how tasty it is.
Uh oh…we hope this isn’t the end of Ashton’s chicken emporium.
good heavens….sounds like a busy weekend with houses falling and chickens fainting 🙂
I love this post, so funny and cute. Just what everyone needs after all the sadness this past week.
Yikes…..we hope the “chick-hen” is okay!!!
The Florida Furkids
The poor rooster got caught in the cross … err … paw?
We were cackling so hard at this post…..we might have laid an egg!
Darlin’
Hugs madi your bfff
Me too, Madi!
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At least there were no broken eggs.The barn is adorbs.
You KNOW in my eyes Pierre is ALWAYS innocent!!!! xoxo
Good boy Newton, for trying to protect that chicken. Pierre probably wants to eat the poor chicken. Can’t wait to see the next chapter.
Ok guys, listen up. A rooster is a chick-hen, just a boy chick-hen. Then the girls are called hens, so a hen, chick-hen.
Got it? Good.
I think Old McDonald is missing a chicken!
Oh no.. When Aston finds out… you boys better hide.
Mommy and I BOTH say that this is just what we both needed. Seeing this great drama play out and the fainting chicken… er… rooster…made us both stop feeling quite so sad and we got to smile and show our fangs. Well, *I* did. Hers, not so much *very unimpressive*.
Wait, Ashton didn’t know that a chicken was alone with you two ? Oh, oh…. Purrs
You two are so funny!
We know a good handycat that can put your barn back together again!
Well, there is such a thing as fainting goats! You two are hysterical 🙂
Oh my!
However will this all end?
Noodle and crew
We can’t wait to see what happens next!
That was so funny! We didn’t know what would happen next..
You two are making me laugh. Hopefully you don’t raze the barn with your squabbling.
You sure that isn’t a turkey?? Newton is going to find Ashton, Pierre. You’re in trouble.
Oh THIS bodes ….