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Funny Chick

Cupcake: What’s this?

Pierre: It’s a chick. Don’t you recognize a chick?

Cupcake: That’s a funny looking chick!

Pierre: It probably escaped from Ashton’s Chicken Emporium. So be careful with it. Ashton will want it back.

Cupcake: Don’t worry, I’ll be very careful.

Cupcake: Oops.

Cupcake: Ashton didn’t see that, did she?

Pierre: You’re going to be in so much trouble if she did.

Cupcake: You won’t tell her, will you?

Pierre: That depends on how much tuna you can find for me before Ashton wanders by.

Chicken Education

Newton: Ashton, what’s this?

Ashton: That’s my chicken magazine! Miss Connie from Tails from the Foster Kittens sent it to me.

orange tabby cat reads chicken magazine while brown tabby cat looks on

Newton: I think it went bad. It doesn’t smell like chicken at all.

Ashton: No, don’t bury my magazine! It smells just fine.

orange tabby cat paws chicken magazine while brown tabby cat looks on

Ashton: I’m trying to learn about how where chickens come from so I can make sure I have enough for my chicken emporium.

one-eyed brown tabby cat reads chicken magazine

Ashton: Would you believe they say that chickens come from back yards? Have you ever seen one in our back yard?

one-eyed brown tabby cat reads chicken magazine

Newton: Let me see that. There’s no way our back yard is growing chickens. I would have noticed.

orange tabby cat reads chicken magazine

Newton: But don’t worry, I’ll watch for them from now on.

orange tabby cat peeks out open window

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Not a Chicken

Ashton: It looks like there’s a new chicken to add to my emporium.

one-eyed brown tabby cat and chocolate chicken

Ashton: This doesn’t smell like right. This chicken is an impostor!

one-eyed brown tabby cat and chocolate chicken

Thank you, Miss Connie from Tales from the Foster Kittens for the chocolate chicken. The head peep really likes it so much Ashton was polite and didn’t take a bite.

Rooster Rustler Busted

Ashton: You are SO busted, Pierre. What are you doing to my rooster? That was for my chicken emporium!

one-eyed brown tabby cat watches gray tabby cat in barn with rooster

Pierre: You don’t understand, I’m totally innocent, Ashton.

gray tabby cat in barn with rooster

Pierre: There was an earthquake. Newton saw it, so he will be able to be a witness. It was so hard it made me fall down, and it knocked the barn right off its foundation! And it killed the rooster, too.

(dramatic reenactment)

orange tabby cat watches gray tabby cat on ground