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Chicken Real Estate

Ashton: What’s with the hat, Newt?

Newton: I’m wearing my hat because today I’m real estate cat.

Ashton: Are you going out to sell real estate to support your catnip habit or something?

Newton: That’s not a bad idea! But no… I wanted to talk to you about where you’re going to put your chicken emporium.

Orange tabby cat in fedora and brown tabby with chick

Ashton: What about it?

Newton: You know how business is all about location, location, location?

Ashton: I’ve heard that.

Newton? I found the perfect location! We just have to convince the current owners to sell.

orange tabby cat in fedora at kfc chicken building


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Photo credit: Flickr, Brent Moore

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September 2, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Newton 28 Comments

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  1. Summer says

    September 2, 2015 at 1:44 am

    OMC, you really mean there’s a place that looks like that? Ashton MUST take it over!

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  2. That's Purrfect says

    September 2, 2015 at 2:02 am

    Made me laugh! Are you sure it’s for sale?!

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  3. The Island Cats says

    September 2, 2015 at 5:57 am

    Quick! Call the Colonel!

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  4. marg says

    September 2, 2015 at 6:26 am

    Newton, you look very handsome in your hat. That sure is a nice hat. You all have a good day.

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  5. The Florida Furkids says

    September 2, 2015 at 7:49 am

    Oh wow…it looks like Newton found the purrfect place for the Chicken Emporium.

    The Florida Furkids

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  6. Melissa & Mudpie says

    September 2, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Ashton, you are SO lucky to have a brother with a head for business!

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  7. Katie Isabella says

    September 2, 2015 at 8:07 am

    I LOVE you two! You make mommy and me boaf laff!

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  8. Hannah and Lucy says

    September 2, 2015 at 8:08 am

    That sounds a great place for your Chicken Emporium Ashton but we’re not sure they’d want to sell it to you!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  9. Andrea and the Celestial Kitties says

    September 2, 2015 at 8:09 am

    Is that ‘real estate agent’ with a little ‘mobster’ thrown in? Because it looks like you could make that chicken place an offer to buy that they can’t refuse! And if they do, will they wake up with a chicken head in their bed?? MOL

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  10. Susan and the gang from Life with Dogs and Cats says

    September 2, 2015 at 8:15 am

    It’s always about the chicken, isn’t it?
    –Purrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats

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  11. Chey, Gemini and Ichiro says

    September 2, 2015 at 8:17 am

    Good job…

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  12. Penelope says

    September 2, 2015 at 9:36 am

    Mes would LIVES there! What a great building!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  13. Random Felines says

    September 2, 2015 at 9:59 am

    ummmm – good luck with that 🙂

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  14. Annabelle says

    September 2, 2015 at 11:01 am

    Newton if anyone can convince KFC to move out you’re the cat that can do it!

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  15. Rosa @ Cat Lady Confidential says

    September 2, 2015 at 11:08 am

    Newton you look like a true businessman in your hat! I’m sure you’ll conquer KFC’s location 🙂

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  16. Connie says

    September 2, 2015 at 11:28 am

    oooh, that would be perfect. I bet you could gaslight them into selling

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  17. Emma and Buster says

    September 2, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    That is the perfect spot.

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  18. Shadow says

    September 2, 2015 at 3:44 pm

    You could even have some live chickens in that emporium. What a grand idea!
    Meowrrrr.

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  19. da tabbies o trout towne says

    September 2, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    dood…ewe R rockin yur hat….N thatz all we gotta say… coz we iz knot EVEN gonna bring up de B werd

    🙂

    ♥♥♥

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  20. Flynn says

    September 2, 2015 at 4:25 pm

    Good luck with persuading them to sell.

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  21. Robin says

    September 2, 2015 at 4:45 pm

    I think that Newton has a great idea for the location. People who come there already like chicken. The only problem is that they would expect you to sell them some of your precious chicken!

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  22. Maxwell, Faraday & Allie says

    September 2, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    uhm, yeah, let us know how that goes for ya….

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  23. Brian says

    September 2, 2015 at 7:15 pm

    Trust me, the hat will seal the deal!

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  24. Cathy Keisha says

    September 2, 2015 at 7:55 pm

    Did you steal Brian’s hat Newton? HAH! Love that drive thru arch.

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  25. Ellen Pilch says

    September 2, 2015 at 8:40 pm

    That does look like a great location.

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  26. Purrsea says

    September 3, 2015 at 12:36 am

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to a better location!…MOL! =^,,^=

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  27. Sasha says

    September 3, 2015 at 7:40 am

    That looks amazing.

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  28. Lola and Lexy says

    September 3, 2015 at 8:53 pm

    Purrfect location.

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