Pierre: I made Newton leave the rooster in the barn. He’s all mine now!

Newton: What are you doing to that chicken?
Pierre: It’s a rooster. And could you just look the other way for a few minutes?

Newton: Are you KISSING that chicken?
Pierre: It’s a rooster, and no. Besides, I told you to look the other way.

Newton: Do you think the chicken tastes funny?

Pierre: * SIGH * You really know how to take the fun out of things, Newton. No, I think the rooster tastes just fine.

Newton: You look like you’re getting a little carried away.
Pierre: If you don’t shut up, I’ll carry you away.

Ashton: Do I hear eating noises? There had better not be someone eating and not sharing with me!

Newton: Hey, Pierre…
Pierre: Hold your stripes, Newton. Let me finish here.
Ashton: What are you DOING?
Newton: I tried to warn you!








Uh-oh! I see trouble afoot!
Ashton, we think you need to step in!
Chick-hen inspector incoming!!!
MOL just how I like my chicken shredded or diced and of course fevver less
Hugs madi your bfff
Uh oh. You sure know how to give the ROOSTER what’s coming to him, Pierre!
OMC. We knew something had to be up when the house was off its foundation. Seriously, we’re trying to avert our eyes but… MOL!
Oh Pierre you are so freaking cute~
deer cod in all de seaz oh de earth werld wide………
seer ee iz lee dood ………….werdz iz startin ta fail uz heer
🙂 ♥♥♥
This is not going to end well
Uh oh…you should have listened to Newton, Pierre.
Uh oh! I see trouble coming!
Uh oh! You boys are in trouble now!!! “Hold your stripes…” MOL!
OMC I AM DYING LAUGHING!!
Oops, don’t tell Colonel Sanders!
Whoa! I think Ashton stepped in at the right time. Things were starting to get x-rated in that barn.
That’s too funny! It looks like that rooster is very popular!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUSTED. SO busted.