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Ashton: Hmm, what’s this? Newton gave up the mouse toy?
Ashton: * SNIFF * Smells like he didn’t figure out how to get the treats out of it.
Ashton: I had better get it out of here before he changes his mind and comes back looking for it.
Ashton: I’ll just take this to my secret hiding place and eat the treats out of it at my leisure.
Ashton: See you later after I finish my treat time!
Ashton: What is it, Newt?
Newton: I don’t know. It has a tail like a mouse, but it smells like treats.
Ashton: It doesn’t squeak like a mouse.
Newton: When is the last time you caught a mouse?
Newton: Stand back, Ash, I’ve got this.
Newton: If I can’t get the treat goodness out of it, I’ll just eat the whole thing.
Ashton: Wait! Save some for me if you’re going to eat the mouse whole!
Newton: Finders keepers. Besides, this mouse is only snack sized.
Cupcake: Lemonade! Get your lemonade here! Miss Ashton, it’s only 50 cents!
Ashton: I don’t know, Cup. It takes a long time for me to find 50 cents in the sofa cushions.
Cupcake: Oh, come on! You’ll love it. Lemonade tastes like chicken!
Ashton: Well in that case…
Ashton: This doesn’t smell like chicken.
Cupcake: This is so great, Miss Ashton. I always wanted to hang out with you, but you never want to.
Ashton: Is that what we’re doing? I was looking for lizards.
Cupcake: It’s what I’m doing. But I can help you look for lizards, too.
Ashton: There aren’t any lizards up here.
Cupcake: I think there’s a lizard up there!
Ashton: Where? I don’t see a lizard.
Cupcake: It’s way up there.
Ashton: I can only reach this far. And I still don’t see a lizard.
Ashton: I think you’re making this lizard up.
Cupcake: I thought it was what you wanted to hear.
Ashton: You made me chase a lizard that wasn’t there?
Cupcake: This isn’t the kind of togetherness I had hoped for.
