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Chicken Emporium is Open

Ashton: Just a few final touches. My first chicken emporium stand is ready to open! I just need to run to the litter box first.

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks at concession stand inventory

Newton: I can watch the stand while you take care of business in the litter box, Ash. 

Ashton: If you’re sure. No sampling the inventory!

Newton: Sure, whatever you say. 

orange tabby cat and one-eyed brown tabby cat at concession stand

Newton: Did you believe she would ever open this? I didn’t. 

orange tabby cat looks at concession stand

Cupcake: What are you doing, Mr. Newton?

Newton: I’m watching Ashton’s new chicken stand. 

orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo cat at concession stand

Cupcake: Chicken! I like chicken!

Newton: You might not want to do that, kid.

Ashton: Hey! No sampling my inventory! What did I tell you, Newton? I have to clean this up! Why don’t you two go wrestle somewhere else? 

black and white tuxedo cat eats from concession stand as orange tabby cat and one-eyed brown tabby cat look on

Ashton: My inventory is a mess! I need to tidy up before more customers get here. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks at scattered concession stand inventory

Ashton: The chicken emporium stand is finally open! Come on by! No samples allowed. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat at concession stand

I Scream, You Scream!

Newton: What’s this? Yum!

Pierre: I saw Cupcake come inside with that ice cream, Newton. You should save some for her. 

Cupcake: Did I hear my name? HEY! Mr. Newton, I got that ice cream cone for my good behavior today.

Newton: I behaved today. 

Cupcake: Let me have a little bit at least. 

Cupcake: OK, gotta go.

Pierre: Did you scare Cupcake away by making that face, Newt?

Newton: I didn’t mean to. It’s brain freeze. 

Ashton: I want a share, too!

Ashton: Stand back, Newt, I’m going to be sure I get my fair share. 

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The Great Toast Caper

Ashton: Our human ate toast at her desk today. I got tired of waving for her to pinch pieces of toast off for me and grabbed a slice. This is mine now. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat munches toast on the floor

Ashton: Mine. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat munches toast on the floor

Newton: Hi, Ash.

Ashton: What are you looking at? Did you never seen toast in the bedroom before?

one-eyed brown tabby cat hovers over toast on the floor as orange tabby cat looks on

Newton: That’s a big piece of toast. Can I have some?

Ashton: Mine. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat hovers over toast on the floor as orange tabby cat approaches

Cupcake: Is that toast? I thought I heard the toaster. 

Ashton: Stop looking at my toast.  

Newton: Now you know how Pierre feels when you stand next to him while he is eating and give his bowl the eye.

black and white tuxedo cat and orange tabby cat approach one-eyed brown tabby cat with toast

Cupcake: Make her look at you, Mr. Newton, and I’ll just–

Newton: I’ve got it, kid. 

Ashton: My toast!

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks on as orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo cat examine toast on the floor

Newton: *lick lick* 

orange tabby cat licks toast while black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Newton: Ugh, that’s dry. Nothing on it. 

Cupcake: I can watch it for you while you go to the water bowl. 

orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo cat look at toast

Misadventures with Ashton

Ashton: I was minding my own business, cuddling into my favorite spot on the sofa when it happened. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat curled up

Ashton: I was closed in a carrier and off we went to the vet’s office. I remembered this place, and I didn’t like it.

They weighed me and said I had gained half a pound. Does this mean I can’t share English Muffins in the monring any more? 

one-eyed brown tabby cat on scale

Ashton: It was a long day, and I was so glad to be home. As much as I loved sleeping in my carrier before my vet trip, I won’t do it now. No way. I’m going to sleep here instead. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat in stroller

Ashton: This spot is warm and cozy. And most important, it isn’t going anywhere. 

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