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Ashton: It’s the most wonderful time of the year: when the windows and doors are finally open after the long summer months.
Ashton: I can finally walk out onto the porch and smell the outside smells.
Ashton: And I can see the birds, too! You know I could catch them if I really wanted to.
Ashton: Rolling on the porch floor feels sooooo good.
Ashton: Wait, did I see a bird again?
Do you have open windows so you can smell the outside smells now, too?
Cupcake: What IS that, Mr. Newton?
Newton: I think it used to be a chicken. Now it’s just leftovers.
Cupcake: Leftovers? Thank goodness. I was worried that it was a new cat food.
Newton: If you stole less treats, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting put on a diet like this one.
Cupcake: HEY! That’s not nice. Also, I think I see a little bit of food left under the lip of this plate.
Cupcake: If there’s leftovers under the plate, that means the bird started out, you know, not naked like that.
Newton: Who do you think ate it?
Ashton: It tasted like chicken.
We’ve heard from some of our readers that there isn’t enough Ashton around here these days.
When a cat makes less appearances on a site, it makes people wonder whether their health is going downhill. Don’t worry, that’s not the case at all. Ashton is doing fine!
Ashton has always preferred solitary play with toys when no one else is looking. Cupcake likes pouncing on Ashton, and that isn’t Ashton’s idea of a fun game. So when the camera comes out, Cupcake comes running to be the class clown, and Ashton tends to step back.
But don’t worry, when she thinks there are treats, Ashton comes out to show her “Is that chicken?” face.
Some things never change!
Ashton: Hmm, what’s this? Newton gave up the mouse toy?
Ashton: * SNIFF * Smells like he didn’t figure out how to get the treats out of it.
Ashton: I had better get it out of here before he changes his mind and comes back looking for it.
Ashton: I’ll just take this to my secret hiding place and eat the treats out of it at my leisure.
Ashton: See you later after I finish my treat time!
