Newton: I know you’ve been waiting since last week to find out what happened with that amazing building I was negotiating for Ashton to use for her chicken emporium. It didn’t go well. The current owners didn’t want to sell. Not even when I offered them my favorite catnip toy.
Newton: I thought the news would be easier for Ashton if I brought a little something back for her. But there’s a little problem… It was a long drive back, and I got kind of hungry.
Ashton: Hey, Newton! What do you have there?
Newton: Oh, hi. I didn’t see you. Did you hear what I was saying about your chicken emporium building?
Ashton: I heard. It’s okay. I’ll find a place.
Newton: Well… this is for you. I’ve got to go. You know, realtor cat business.
Ashton: You brought me chicken? Wow, thanks! * SNIFF SNIFF * Hey, this is empty. NEWTON! Where did you go?
Ashton: He teased me with chicken? That’s just low. Lower than low.
Ashton: What do you think I should do to show Newton he shouldn’t tease me like that?
Have you seen the rest of our chicken capers?