Newton: I know you’ve been waiting since last week to find out what happened with that amazing building I was negotiating for Ashton to use for her chicken emporium. It didn’t go well. The current owners didn’t want to sell. Not even when I offered them my favorite catnip toy.
Newton: I thought the news would be easier for Ashton if I brought a little something back for her. But there’s a little problem… It was a long drive back, and I got kind of hungry.
Ashton: Hey, Newton! What do you have there?
Newton: Oh, hi. I didn’t see you. Did you hear what I was saying about your chicken emporium building?
Ashton: I heard. It’s okay. I’ll find a place.
Newton: Well… this is for you. I’ve got to go. You know, realtor cat business.
Ashton: You brought me chicken? Wow, thanks! * SNIFF SNIFF * Hey, this is empty. NEWTON! Where did you go?
Ashton: He teased me with chicken? That’s just low. Lower than low.
Ashton: What do you think I should do to show Newton he shouldn’t tease me like that?
Have you seen the rest of our chicken capers?
OMC, that deserves some serious retaliation!
Now that is a low trick, bringing home an empty KFC pail. It would be better to not even mention KFC if it was empty.
That was rude! Take away his favorite nip toy, Ashton.
an empty bucket? Now that is not funny!
Shut Newton in a cupboard and lose the key Ashton.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Poor Ashton 🙁 Your big brother is trying to help, honest!
Wow, Ashton, that is pretty low. I’m sure you’ll think of something appropriate to show him he shouldn’t tease you like that.
He’s in trouble! You should eat his treats.
aww.. too bad that wasn’t a magic bucket of chickhens
Miss Ashton
Mr Jinx said he’d be right over to back you up on how to show Newton not to leave you an empty Chicken box!
Poor Ashton. So cruel!:)
Dang! I guess chicken is still on your bucket list!
CHICKEN, BISCUITS AND GRAVY….FOR ALL
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Quite the tease!
A whacky paw on da behind and no chicken fur a mumff sounds like a plan to us. MOL Have a gweat day.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
ashton….frank lee yur brother did ewe a favor… { tho we iz prette sure bye now
him iz wishin that bellee ache wood go a way…… } ♥♥♥
🙂
OMC ! OMC ! OMC !
Newton behave even worse than my woffie brother *MOL*
XOXO
That was a nasty trick! Poor Ashton. I think that you should go with a new realtor cat! There has to be another one out there. 🙂
I’d make him wear that empty bucket AFTER I etched a plaid design into his back.
Revenge! You have to tease him with whatever he loves most!
How could they not sell to a handsome kitty like you!
Not even a crumb left? That is low. You can’t hurl in his shoe as he doesn’t wear any. Be creative, we’re sure you’ll think of some way to get back at him. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo