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The Fortress of Catitude

Pierre: Look what I’ve got! It’s better than a box, because it’s more comfortable on top. The humans were talking about putting this in the car, but it’s mine now.

Newton: Oh, wow, that’s pretty cool, Pierre. It looks really comfortable inside. What a perfect bachelorcat pad.

Pierre: And it’s mine. Don’t think about getting your orange fur in my fortress of cattitude.

Newton: This isn’t a fortress. And you don’t have a way with the ladies, so you don’t need a bachelorcat hangout.

Pierre: What do you mean?

Newton: Well the ladies all love an orange cat. You’re just gray, so you don’t need to have a place to entertain them.

Pierre: Don’t even think about bringing your ladyfriends into the fortress of catitude!

Newton: HEY!

Pierre: We’ll see how much they like your orange fur with a little bit of it pulled out right here.

Newton: You don’t have to get so rough. Geez!

Pierre: First you stole my status as youngest cat. Then you stole everyone’s hearts online. Then this morning, you stole my breakfast. You are not stealing my fortress.

Newton: You have issues, Pierre.

Pierre: So do you get the picture? No orange cats allowed.

Newton: Why are you making the funny faces and airplane ears? Can’t we just work out a time-sharing agreement or something?

Pierre: * SMACK *

Newton: * WHACK *

Pierre: Who’s the cat in the fortress? I’m the cat in the fortress!

Newton: I’m not even sure what just happened here. Seriously.

Pierre: Kitties, are you feeling tired and out of shape after that 18 hours of sleep? It’s easy to forget you need to get your exercise, too. So I’m going to tell you about how I get my cat yoga on with Feline Yogi yoga mat.

Get your Cat Yoga On

Pierre: The first step is making sure all of your equipment is in good shape so you don’t injure yourself while performing your yoga. This mat is very soft under my elbows as I test the condition of the attached rope.

gray tabby cat bites rope

Pierre: I also need to make sure that the catnip inside the twine ball hasn’t lost any of its potency. Oh, yeah, that’s the good stuff right there! I could just sniff this all day.

gray tabby cat bites ball

Newton: Hey, Pierre, what’s up?

Pierre: I’m showing how I do my yoga exercises.

Newton: Funny, it looked like you were romancing that twine ball.

Pierre: No, I was just testing it while I verified the softness of this mat.

orange tabby cat and gray tabby cat play with feline yogi mat

Newton: It’s nice and squishy, all right, and it will be great to get my claws into.

Pierre: No clawing my yoga mat!

Newton: Then I guess you need to show me what to do with it, then.

orange tabby cat watches gray tabby cat play with rope

Pierre: All right, I can teach you a little bit. Watch carefully.

Newton: I’m watching!

Pierre: This pose is called waiting for the mouse.

Newton: But I don’t see a mouse anywhere.

Pierre: Shhh… I’m trying to focus over here!

orange tabby cat watches gray tabby cat play with rope

Pierre: This pose is called End of the Mouse.

Newton: But I still don’t see a mouse.

orange tabby cat watches gray tabby cat play with rope

Pierre: * SIGH * I’ll come back to this later when I can concentrate.

orange tabby cat and gray tabby cat play with feline yogi mat

Newton: I call this pose Grabbing the Catnip Twine Ball. Because I can see a catnip tine ball!

orange tabby cat plays on yoga mat

Newton: This is a really comfortable place to hang out. Pierre doesn’t know what he’s missing.

orange tabby cat plays with ball

Newton: I don’t understand this yoga thing, but I know what I like… and this kitty yoga mat is pawesome… especially when Pierre isn’t trying to make it all serious. It’s obviously a place for fun.

orange tabby cat rests on yoga mat

FTC Disclosure: We received yoga mat at no charge in exchange for our honest review. Receiving free product did not influence anything we say. All opinions expressed on this site are our own.

If Cats Had Opposable Thumbs

Tomorrow is What if Cats Had Opposable Thumbs Day. We’re getting a jump on it because Pierre already knows his answer.

Two words: can opener.

gray tabby cat tries to work can opener

Cat Tree Fail

One of the most awesome things about our wine crate cat tree is that the top tier of the tree is a fairly deep wine crate, which creates a “safe space” for the cat who hangs out there. Any cat in the top tier of that cat tree feels enclosed and secure, which helps him relax.

Pierre is usually the cat in residence on top of the cat tree.

gray tabby cat peeks out of wine crate

Recently, the humans thought the thin cushion in the cat tree might not be comfortable, so they got a thicker, softer cushion and put it inside the wine crate at the top of the cat tree.

gray tabby cat perched on too-big cat tree cushion