Newton: Hey, check it out, I have a chicken.
Pierre: I think that’s a rooster.
Newton: Ashton must have left it here to make eggs for her chicken emporium.
Pierre: That isn’t how roosters work, Newton. Didn’t anyone ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
Newton: What do bees have to do with anything? This is about a chicken.
Newton: It doesn’t TASTE like chicken. Ashton needs to be more picky about her stock.
Pierre: You need to come out from inside there and let me have a turn.
Newton: Why? This chicken and I are just getting started making friends.
Pierre: Because my right paw said so.
Newton: Hey, watch where you’re putting that thing! You could poke out the chicken’s eye. Think of the chicken.
Pierre: It’s a rooster. And I am thinking of it.
Pierre: That’s why you need to let me in!
Newton: HEY! Ouch!
Newton: See what you did? You broke the barn. Knocked it off its foundation. And the chicken was so scared, he fainted.
Pierre: It’s a rooster.
Newton: Don’t be such a bully, Pierre. if you want the barn so much you’re going to break it, I’ll let you have it.
Newton: We’ll see what Ashton thinks when she finds out Pierre made her chicken faint.
