Pierre: Would you believe this new roommate who just moved in through the end of the month?

Pierre: He’s kind of quiet, and he doesn’t eat much. I guess that’s a good thing in a roommate, right?

Pierre: But this whole thing where he keeps trying to touch me has got to stop. Keep that hand to yourself, Mr. Bones.

Pierre: He’s not a very good listener.

Pierre: Seriously, Mr. Bones, no touching!

Pierre: * sigh * Now he has my toy, but at least he’s not touching me.

Pierre: How much longer until he moves out again?




















