Newton: Oh, cat tree, you’re my very best friend.
Best friends don’t mind if you drool on them, do they?
Watching for the Weekend
Newton: I heard a long weekend was coming! Can you see it arriving?
Pierre: I don’t think it works that way. But if you want, watch for the weekend over that way. I’m going to watch the birds over here.
Pierre: A bird in the yard is better than a weekend… well, there’s some saying, I think.
Realtor Cat Has a Place for Ashton
Newton: Hey, Ashton, I heard that you were going to open a chicken emporium. Do you have a location yet? If not, I think I found a perfect one for you.
Make me an offer I can’t refuse for it!
Read more about Ashton’s chicken capers.
A Straw for Two
Newton: I conquered the yellow straw, so it’s your turn, little orange straw.
Pierre: What do you have, Newt? that looks fun!
Newton: *mrrrrrffff*
Pierre: Can I try?
Newton: Oh, no. This straw is much too wild for you to handle. It’s orange, like me. And you know how naughty I am. The straw is even naughtier.
Pierre: Nothing could be as naughty as you.
Newton: See? There it goes! Watch out! Orange straw on the loose!
Pierre: Here, let me —
Newton: I got it. Back off, Pierre. Leave this to a pro. It might take all weekend to take this straw.
Pierre: *sigh* I didn’t want to play with it anyhow. I’m going to go break into the catnip drawer instead.
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