Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Newton: I love to watch the television, especially from very close up.
I’m still trying to figure out how the humans get inside there and where they go afterward. They never have to come out to use the human litterbox, either. It’s very strange.
If you see one of them escaping, will you let me know where? I got yelled at for looking on the top for an opening the other day.
Ashton: There’s so much I am going to need to pay for my chicken emporium: There’s rent, chicken, chicken, and chicken! Good thing I found some coins under the sofa cushions. I’m not sure if it’s going to be enough for very much chicken, though.
Newton: Don’t worry, Ash. I’m here to help you achieve your dream. I’m a venture cat-italist.
Ashton: What’s a venture cat-italist? I’ve never heard of that before.
Newton: It’s someone who invests in promising new companies like yours when they are small and just getting started.
Ashton: Oh! That sounds like what I need.
Newton: I understand you are just starting out and can’t repay me immediately. So instead, why don’t you give me a percentage of the chicken emporium? Let’s say 51%? *wink*
Ashton: Let me think about it, Newton. This is a really big decision.
Ashton: What do you think? Should I let Newton have own part of my chicken emporium?
If you missed them, catch up on all of Ashton’s chicken capers.
Newton: An unexpected surprise came in the mail for us the other day… a lovely thank-you gift from our friends at Chewy.com in the form of a set of amazing portraits of us. Of course, mine is the handsomest of the portraits, by far.
Ashton: Well, mine isn’t handsome because I’m a girl and I’m beautiful, not handsome. But look at this! It’s amazing. Lauren Hammack from Off the Wall Paintings did a fabulous job of capturing my wink.
Pierre: This painting is actually of the head peep’s favorite photo of me. We’re sure that neither Chewy nor Miss Lauren could have known that, but it’s extra-special that the image of me was made from that photo of me inside the paper bag.
A big thank you to Chewy.com for the big surprise, and to Lauren Hammack for taking their commission and doing such a beautiful job with the portraits. We absolutely love them!
Ashton: I’ve got to get working on my chicken emporium. Newton, stop taking up all of my time with the tablet. I need to look up information about chicken.
Newton: Hang on! I’m doing research for you right now.
Ashton: What are you reading about?
Newton: Rules.
Ashton: I’m a cat. I don’t follow rules. I also don’t take turns. Give me the tablet!
Newton: It says here that there’s a law that you have to wear a hair net over all of your hair when you work in a foodservice or food preparation area.
Ashton: Over all of my hair?!
If you didn’t see them before, you can catch up on all of Ashton’s chicken capers.
