Pierre: I’m practicing my impersonations. Watch this one, Newton!
Newton: I don’t see the resemblance…
Newton: Do you see what I have to put up with?
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Ari Rehn, Wikimedia Commons
Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Pierre: You learned the basics and Wand Toy 101 and some advanced moves in Wand Toy 201, and I hope you’ve been practicing. Are you ready to really catch some air? Today I’m going to teach Wand Toy 301. That’s where you leap into the air for the wand toy, like this.
Newton: Oh! Oh! I want to try. Here I go!
Ashton: Boys, that was weak. Let a ladycat show you how it’s done.
Newton: I’m watching! I’m going to get it!
Ashton: No, no, you have to wait. Keep watching for just the right moment.
Ashton: And then you leap for it!
Newton: Whoa!
Pierre: I didn’t know you could do that, Ashton.
Newton: I’m never going to catch that much air. I’m outta here.
Ashton: Form is important, not height! The midair twist is one of my favorites.
Ashton: Coming in for a landing!
Pierre: That’s impressive, Ashton!
Newton: * mumble * shown up by a girlcat…
Ashton: Four years ago today, the head peep rescued me from the median of the highway. You may have seen this, the first photo of me, before we even got to the vet’s office.
The resident cats weren’t sure what to make of me when I first got here.
Newton was pretty excited about it, though. I think he hoped I was going to be a new cat toy.
I healed up and started showing my cute.
And I grew up, little by little.
Until I was a confident, adult cat. Well, an adult cat, anyhow.
My favorite thing in the world is treats. Especially chicken.
One of these days, I’m going to have my very own Chicken Emporium. But for now, I just want to thank you for continuing to read about my adventures!
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Newton: Oh, hello, big chicken! I’m glad you came by!
Newton: I wanted to talk to you about a hole in my window screen. The head peep says that I am not going to get any fresh air through this window because of it.
Newton: Oh, don’t even try to blame ME! I get blamed for every other naughty thing around here, but that hole is on the outside. You’d better fix it before you get punished with the squirt gun or something.
Newton: Does anyone else think he’s not listening to me?