A recent post by Summer reminded us that there was a Birbug hiding in the closet, and that we had been promised we would get to play with it if we were good kitties. Of course, we’re always good kitties, so we don’t know why it took so ridiculously long to get to try it. After destroying his last wand toy, Pierre asked if he could use it to teach Wand Toy 101.
Pierre: Hello, everykitty! Today, I’m demonstrating basic wand toy technique. Basic technique only requires you to be on the ground. As a matter of fact, you can lay right down on the ground, if you want. When the wand toy goes past, grab it!
The key is to always keep your eye on the toy. It’s sneaky, and if you don’t keep watching it, the toy might thump you on the back of the head. Sure, your human may say they’re sorry after you get thumped on the back of your head with the wand toy, but it’s pretty embarrassing. Better not to let that thing out of your sight.
Once you get hold of the wand toy, grab with both paws. If you don’t, it’s going to get away. Then bite! I like to chew and maybe drool a little… you know, to show it’s mine. But the important part is that you show that wand toy that you’re in charge now.
That’s wand toy 101. I hope you can come back tomorrow for some more advanced moves!
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Summer says
These are awesome instructions, Pierre! I do many of these steps!
Hannah and Lucy says
You are very clever to work all that out on your own Pierre – we wish we were so clever.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
hilary says
you sure got this down to a science!
Connie says
great googly moogly, that second photo is priceless.. 🙂
Madi and Mom says
OMCs what a great bug and you know how to keep it in line too
Hugs madi your bfff
The Island Cats says
What great instructions, Pierre. We need a birbug to practice on.
Melissa & Truffles says
Great job, Pierre! Love your moves 🙂
Brian Frum says
You sure showed that bug who is da boss!
Caren Gittleman says
Pierre those action shots are pawesome! You and I need to get together, I LOVE my Neko toy but my favorite is still the furry mouse one! Love, Cody
Penelope says
Wand toys! They used to be my favorite but now they is Jo Jo’s!
Kisses
Nellie
Fur Everywhere says
Lita loves Neko Flies, but we don’t have a Birbug yet. It looks like a ton of fun! And you’ve got some great moves, Pierre.
Annabelle says
Pierre that was great technique in whapping that Birbug. Mom needs to get me one!!!
Colehaus Cats says
Those are some moves, Pierre! We’re taking all kinds of notes… expecially the one about not letting our heads get bumped!
da tabbies o trout towne says
dood…a grate lesson !!! N thanx for de linx az well, we will sneek over ther sinze de foo gurlz at werk N chex out de birbug….we haz told her for YEERZ we knead a neko fly♥♥♥
Emma and Buster says
Great lesson and superb action shots. How do you manage to look focused on the wand toy and still look super cute?
The Swiss Cats says
Great lesson ! Those are pawsome action moves, Pierre ! Purrs
When the Cat is Away says
I love the second picture!! My cats don’t destroy wand toys, I’m pretty surprised myself because they do destroy almost anything else. But cords and headphones are more interesting I assume.
Dezi and Lexi says
Gweat posty. What fun yous havin’.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
Robin says
Wow! Go Pierre! You really are good at hunting the wand toy. I love those moves.
William says
Pierre, that is one cool toy! Your tutorial is great!
The Florida Furkids says
Good pointers….we need to get Mom to bring out our wand toy too!
The Florida Furkids
Cathy Keisha says
Great tips. I love a game where I don’t have to move much. TW is a champ at hitting me with toys and apologizing for it.
The Daily Pip says
Oh my gosh, your poses are amazing! Thanks for the smiles!
Maggie says
You are demonstrating excellent form, Pierre. Great pictures.
Kitties Blue says
Pawsome technique and super cute photos. Thanks for the tips, Pierre. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo