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Naughty Bird Business

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sandhill crane looks through blindsNewton: Oh, hello, big chicken! I’m glad you came by!  

orange cat peers out at sandhill craneNewton: I wanted to talk to you about a hole in my window screen. The head peep says that I am not going to get any fresh air through this window because of it.

window screen damage from sandhill craneNewton: Oh, don’t even try to blame ME! I get blamed for every other naughty thing around here, but that hole is on the outside. You’d better fix it before you get punished with the squirt gun or something. 

Sandhill crane displays wings to orange catNewton: Does anyone else think he’s not listening to me?

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July 6, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Newton 26 Comments

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  1. Summer says

    July 6, 2015 at 3:36 am

    OMC, somebody needs to teach that rude bird a lesson!

    P.S. I get the feeling he really does taste like chicken. Just sayin’.

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  2. That's Purrfect says

    July 6, 2015 at 4:53 am

    Those eyes…that is one scary bird! You are looking very brave, though!

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  3. The Daily Pip says

    July 6, 2015 at 6:11 am

    OMD, that is one BIG CHICKEN!

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  4. The Island Cats says

    July 6, 2015 at 7:31 am

    That’s one weird looking chicken.

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  5. Hannah and Lucy says

    July 6, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Wow what a big birdie – we bet it will take a few buckets of water to make him back off.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  6. Melissa & Truffles says

    July 6, 2015 at 8:22 am

    You know what they say about bird brains…

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  7. Caren Gittleman says

    July 6, 2015 at 8:31 am

    I gotta tell ya, you have some scary ass birds living by you! They look like they came from Jurassic World! Geeze! Are you sure those pre-historic birds didn’t rip the screen? I’d blame THEM! Love, Cody

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  8. Random Felines says

    July 6, 2015 at 10:37 am

    we think that went WAY beyond not listening and straight into taunting….oh my

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  9. Annabelle says

    July 6, 2015 at 11:15 am

    Newton I think you riled him up! Oh goodness did that birdie put a hole in your screen?

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  10. Lorna says

    July 6, 2015 at 11:16 am

    I wanted to tell Ashton that it is national fried chicken day today. http://www.top-10-food.com/fried-chicken-recipes/
    Love the blog xx

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  11. Katie Isabella says

    July 6, 2015 at 12:33 pm

    OH MY CATFISH! LOOK at THAT! You are brave brave brave!!!

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  12. Quinn and Carol says

    July 6, 2015 at 1:06 pm

    Mommy said there was a big hole in the screen in our old home (before me) and brandi made it bigger.When Mommy found out she was running around the neighborhood (they lived on the first floor) Mommy never opened that window again…Luckily there were more windows, but not as many as here.
    If we had a hole in a screen and I tried to use it, I think I would be dead. We live above the trees!

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  13. da tbbies o trout towne says

    July 6, 2015 at 1:12 pm

    dood…if thatz knota rood azz bass terd burd…we dunno what iz…he pecks de be jezuz outta YUR screen, doez knot EVEN offer ta pay, then haz de nerve ta come up two de window & give EWE de biznezz……faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……

    ♥♥
    🙂

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  14. Connie says

    July 6, 2015 at 1:24 pm

    anyone besides me see a love connection being made here?

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  15. Brian Frum says

    July 6, 2015 at 1:46 pm

    Dang, that flappy bird looks a wee bit ticked!

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  16. Lola and Lexy says

    July 6, 2015 at 1:59 pm

    He is a bit rude. He should at least answer you.

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  17. The Swiss Cats says

    July 6, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    You told him, Newton ! Purrs

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  18. Laila and Minchie says

    July 6, 2015 at 5:51 pm

    Do you think he would taste like chick-hen? MOL Naughty bird!

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  19. Ellen Pilch says

    July 6, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    I guess he wants to get inside to see you.

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  20. Fraidy Cats! says

    July 6, 2015 at 7:17 pm

    whoa! your gonna need some back up there, Newton! that is like a Kitty TV horror movie!
    (molol at the first picture!!!)

    pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  21. William says

    July 6, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    I think I would be scared of that giant thing, Newton. He looks like he could OPEN the window!

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  22. Dezi and Lexi says

    July 6, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    OMC Ut’s fur sure da birds fawlt Newton. But…weez not fink dat be a chicken. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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  23. Cathy Keisha says

    July 6, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    Oh, hes listening. He’s in full bristle mode.

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  24. Just Ducky says

    July 6, 2015 at 8:54 pm

    Oh wow, right outside your house!

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  25. Flynn says

    July 7, 2015 at 7:38 am

    Wow! That’s what you call Bird TV!

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  26. Kitties Blue says

    July 9, 2015 at 9:32 am

    We thinks you are talking to a bird brain! MOL! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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