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The Whiskered Photobomer

Newton: Oh, hey, what’s this? It must be one of the Peach Industries kickers that we won from the Glogirly drawing. (Thanks, Katie and Waffles!) You know, I was wondering what happened to them. I thought Pierre was hoarding them under the bed in the spare room. Wow, this smells pawesome!

orange tabby cat sniffs kicker

Newton: Let me just rub some drool on here to warm things up, and…

Orange tabby cat plays with kicker

Ashton: Hi, everybody! How are you doing today?

Newton: Go away, Ashton. I was about to demonstrate my kicking technique and show off my rear claws.

one-eyed brown tabby cat

Newton: ASHTON!

Ashton: Did you hear something? Me either.

one-eyed brown tabby cat bathes paw

Newton: * sigh *

Ashton: She who photobombs best always wins. Right, kitties?

One-eyed brown tabby cat

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January 19, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Newton 18 Comments

Unwelcome Visitor

Neighbor cat: Oh, hi!

Newton: Hi, neighbor! How are you today? Do you want to play a game?

Ashton: * grrrrrrrrrrrr *

cat looks in screen at orange tabby cat

Neighbor cat: I’m fine.  How are you? I’m just passing through as I make my rounds. I didn’t expect anyone to be here.

Newton: We’re enjoying the screened porch. We aren’t out here often, so I’m not surprised you didn’t expect us.

Ashton: * grrrrrrrrrrrrr *

Tabby cat looks in at orange tabby cat

Ashton: * SCREE! *

Newton: Holy cat, Ash. Who taught you to talk like that? It isn’t ladylike at all!

neighbor cat and orange tabby cat look at angry, brown tabby cat

Neighbor Cat: I’ll just be going…

Newton: But don’t you want to play a game?

Ashton: I told HIM!

Broan tabby cat and orange tabby cat watch neighbor cat leave


The head peep is away at a conference, learning new things with around with a bunch of veterinarians, so if you don’t see us commenting on other blogs this week, it’s all her fault. We just hope she doesn’t come back smelling like the vet…

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January 18, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Newton 27 Comments

Toasty Tush

Newton: Some of you who follow the head peep on social media may have heard that she hurt hurt her back last week. (It’s getting better, don’t worry!) Once she got out of denial, she realized she had to do something really nice for us since we weren’t getting as much attention, so she got out the heating pad. Then she turned away for just long enough. 

orange tabby cat enjoys a heating pad

Pierre: Wait a minute! I don’t think she put that there for you, Newton!

Newton: Well she may not have done it for YOU, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t for me.

Orange tabby cat sits on heating pad as gray tabby cat looks on

Newton: Snooze, you lose! And speaking of snoozing, you’ll have to excuse me…

orange tabby cat enjoys a heating pad

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January 13, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Newton, Pierre 29 Comments

Foggy Morning View

Newton: This past weekend, the weather was really foggy here. There usually isn’t as much to see on foggy mornings as there is on clear mornings.

Orange tabby cat looks out window at foggy morning

But over the weekend, I actually saw something unusual in the fog. The neighborhood deer are getting more skittish as we have more highway construction nearby, and they don’t usually come out in the open after dawn. The fog must have confused this one.

deer on foggy morning

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January 12, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Newton 26 Comments

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