Pierre: Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and I don’t have a date. I know, hard to believe isn’t it? Well, don’t worry about me, I’m just going to drown my sorrows with this catnip wine bottle.
It’s your loss, ladycats, but my wine bottle and I are going to have a very happy Valentine’s Day.
If any ladycats are looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be right here, sleeping this off…


















