Ashton: Hurry up with the tablet, Pierre. I need to order some swag for my chicken emporium.
Pierre: You need to wait. I’m looking something up, and it may be important. I didn’t get any of the omlettes from the human plates this morning. Something about eggs getting a lot more expensive.
Ashton: More like because you’re a mooch.
Pierre: Whatever, Miss Begs-a-Lot! But look at this. I just learned that eggs come from chickens!
Ashton: I’m not sure I believe that. But I’ll play along. What’s the big deal?
Pierre: Well, why are the eggs getting a lot more expensive? There has to be a reason. What if there’s a chicken shortage?
Ashton: Surely there can’t be–
Pierre: What if they’re running out of chickens… forever?
Ashton: I think I need to go sit down. I’m not feeling very well.
If you missed them, catch up on all of Ashton’s chicken capers.