Ashton: Hurry up with the tablet, Pierre. I need to order some swag for my chicken emporium.
Pierre: You need to wait. I’m looking something up, and it may be important. I didn’t get any of the omlettes from the human plates this morning. Something about eggs getting a lot more expensive.
Ashton: More like because you’re a mooch.
Pierre: Whatever, Miss Begs-a-Lot! But look at this. I just learned that eggs come from chickens!
Ashton: I’m not sure I believe that. But I’ll play along. What’s the big deal?
Pierre: Well, why are the eggs getting a lot more expensive? There has to be a reason. What if there’s a chicken shortage?
Ashton: Surely there can’t be–
Pierre: What if they’re running out of chickens… forever?
Ashton: I think I need to go sit down. I’m not feeling very well.
If you missed them, catch up on all of Ashton’s chicken capers.
Uh-oh – I hope that is not true!
oh no… i’m sure we can round up some chickens for you…. unless unless… they all been chicken napped!!!
Uh oh! That better not happen!
LOL! Sorry, Ashton, about laughing but you’re too cute. I’m not sure it’s quite that drastic, but I sure hope there isn’t a shortage!
Oh dear, Ashton we’re sure your human will try very hard to be able to get you some chicken for tea.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Cats across America are gasping right now!!! On the other hand, if you get yourself a few good chickens (and don’t eat them!), maybe you could make more money on an egg operation!
NO! That can’t be true!!! What is the world coming to?!?
They can’t run out of chickens….they just can’t!
That would be a terrible thing indeed. But I don’t think it’s happening any time soon. As for thinking they’ll go extinct? Scientists now believe that dinosaurs didn’t completely disappear; they’re still with us in a different form: birds. So here’s a thought for you: Chickens are dinosaurs. Mull that one over. 😉
–Purrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats.
Ashton, NEVER FEAR!! My Mom’s good friend has 12 chickens and I will make sure you have all the eggs you want.
We don’t even want to think about that happening!
Oh dear Ashton we don’t think chickens are becoming extinct! We hope not. We like our KFC too much.
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hallelujah..hallelujah…HAL LE LU JAH
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if chckz wuz…noe mor !!!
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What? A chicken shortage! Be right back I have to run and watch the fridge to make sure there are none being stolen as we meow!
LOL, what website are you checking out kitties 🙂
Oh dear I have a solution! You will never believe this but around the city(yes the city) of Raleigh…folks have chicken coops in their backyard. Used to be chickens were not allowed in the city but now it is a Yuppie thing. They even have a Tour de Coop once a year. You can walk around visiting homes w their own chickens….and many have very fancy coops. Talk sweet to your peeps maybe they will let you have your own chicke coop full of chickens!
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Madi your bfff
No way! There’s plenty of chickens out there dear Ashton…viva la dream!
I swear, My mom MAKES me come over here. (I would anyway but she pushes for quickly) She says she never knows what the two of you will say and do next!
No, that can’t be. It just can’t!
You better start growing them quickly, Ashton. Time is running out.
oh noes, chicken is our fave!
Oh no! Not the chickens! Chicken is the best. I hope that there is a way to save the chickens 🙂
Oh my!
I sure hope it isn’t so !!
XOXO
OMC ! We hope it’s not true ! Purrs
well now you are just going to have to take some of those eggs and sit on them and make them hatch!
Oh no, it can’t be. Not enough chickens? You need to get on Waffles to start that chicken farm he wants so that production of chickens can be increased. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo