Pierre: Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and I don’t have a date. I know, hard to believe isn’t it? Well, don’t worry about me, I’m just going to drown my sorrows with this catnip wine bottle.
It’s your loss, ladycats, but my wine bottle and I are going to have a very happy Valentine’s Day.
* HICCUP *
If any ladycats are looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be right here, sleeping this off…
Don’t fret, Pierre – come to my Valentine’s Day party! There will be lots of cute girlcats there, and it will be lots of fun!
We’d love to come to visit you on Valentine’s Day Pierre – we’ll bring a bottle with us too!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Psst….my sisfur doesn’t has a date either, Pierre. Maybe you could take her off my hands for a whiles… 😉
Purrs,
Carmine
Pierre, don’t tie yourself down to one ladycat. You gotta play the field like we do!
Wally & Ernie
Oh my, you do look like a little lush in that last picture MOL!
nip and wine? sounds like a hangover for sure….good luck buddy!
Pierre, I am sure there are thousands of lady cats that would love a date with you.
dood….datez iz knot all they iz cracked up ta bee… coz yur ona date two day…
N next week de gurlz R mewvin in…. takin over yur bed…..food dish… toyz
AND…. wantin ta noe why ya leeved de lid up on de litter box….
heerz two a topminnow & trumpetfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Pierre I think you’re going to have a busy day tomorrow. I hope you have lots of nip roses.
Woah! i had a contest for dates. You could have entered! Alas, it’s too late. But hey… what are you doing sunday? – Crepes.
Pierre you are just too funny! It is for sure the lady cat’s of FL loss.
So is your nip wine white or red?
Hugs madi your bfff
Pierre, we’re sure that there are ladycats who are waiting for a date and would be thrilled to have a date with you ! Purrs
Aaaaw Pierre weez assure you had we known you wuz a single mancat youz wuldn’t be spendin’ tommoowo alone. Well dat is unless you hav yous eyes on sum udder kitty. But alas, after this, we can’t be askin’ out anykitty. Weez suddern ladycats and so mommy believes da mancats oughtta do da askin’. She only makes an exception fur Sadie Hawkins events. Hav a gweat weekend.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
Don’t worry Pierre, the right ladycat is just waiting to meet you.
Dang, Imshiuld have come sooner pal, my Sister Dolly is dateless too.
Awwwww…Pierre, buddy. I didn’t know you were gonna be alone on Valentine’s Day. You wanna join me and Archie and Alfie at our table at The Tabby Cat Club Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Can I join you? With all my suitors, not one sent me a Valentine or axed to go out with me tomorrow. Sniffle.
Awww…how does a handsome mancat like you not have a Valentine? If only I would have known!
xo,
Pearl
Maxwell: Dood, they don’t deserve you. WORD.
Pierre, you crack us up…good one!
Oh Pierre!!!!!! My Mom said she will be your Valentine EVERY DAY! Love, Cody
OMC, Pierre. If only we had known, with Lily and CJ both dateless. Either one would have been happy to sleep it off with a handsome man-cat as yourself. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo