Newton: So Ashton, I heard that you were worried about the chicken supply.
Ashton: Don’t remind me. It makes me feel faint just thinking about it.
Newton: Did you see that Miss Susan from Life with Dogs and Cats told us in our comments that “Scientists now believe that dinosaurs didn’t completely disappear; they’re still with us in a different form: birds. So here’s a thought for you: Chickens are dinosaurs.”
Ashton: I did, but if we’re running out…
Newton: Hey, do you know what that means? Instead of chickens at the emporium, we can serve dinosaurs!
Ashton: I don’t think you’re understanding the issue here. And wait… Who said I was going to take you up on your offer to buy into my chicken emporium, anyhow? I see what you did there. No deal, buster!

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I knew you shouldn’t have begun chatting about this with Newton!
Watch out, Ashton…Newton is planning a takeover before you even get started!
I love it! This whole series is award-winning 🙂
Genius!
Love,
Lola and Lexy
BOL! You could always take a visit to Jurassic World as an alternative. Although, the risks may outweigh the unpleasantness of switching to a non-chicken source of protein. *wags* – Gilligan from WagsAhoy.com
Ashton running your own business takes a lot of energy and time and I hear no napping at work. Maybe you better sale! MOL MOL
Hugs madi your bffff
We think that is a Dino-might idea!
we call shenanigans 🙂
You should bring your idea to SHARK TANK.
Miss Ashton you have Mr Jinx falling out of his cat tree!
Ummm we’re not too sure about how the name has evolved…
MOL ! What are you trying to do, Newton ? Purrs
Don’t listen to him Ashton, I don’t dinosaur strips will catch on.
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we newe ther bee a reezon we bee borned loooooooooooooooong afturr dinoz roamed thiz earth….thanx be cod ♥♥♥♥
Well then I guess cats have become the new dinosaurs number one threat 🙂
Whoa! I saw that Ashton and thought you didn’t follow my advice and was taking him as a partner.
Ha ha ha ha! You guys kill me!
I think dinos are an endangered species..
Dinosaurs for lunch? That would be interesting. Perhaps the world isn’t running out of chicken though. What if chickens just decided that they were going to start migrating and didn’t tell anyone about it? They’ll be back. MOL It does sounds like someone is trying to butt in on your business Ashton.
TBT told us he had to laugh, remembering an old sci-fi-short story where the first use of a time machine was to bring bach some midget Rexs. After a fire burned all the little TRexs, people discovered the best “fried chicken” ever. And started raising them for food!
What? Running out of chicken? NOOOOOOO!
Allie: yes, brothers are sneaky that way….
Newton is pretty sneaky. Hope you got the window washers in to fix your sign. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo