Newton: So Ashton, I heard that you were worried about the chicken supply.
Ashton: Don’t remind me. It makes me feel faint just thinking about it.
Newton: Did you see that Miss Susan from Life with Dogs and Cats told us in our comments that “Scientists now believe that dinosaurs didn’t completely disappear; they’re still with us in a different form: birds. So here’s a thought for you: Chickens are dinosaurs.”
Newton: Hey, do you know what that means? Instead of chickens at the emporium, we can serve dinosaurs!
Ashton: I don’t think you’re understanding the issue here. And wait… Who said I was going to take you up on your offer to buy into my chicken emporium, anyhow? I see what you did there. No deal, buster!
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