Ashton: We’re running out of chickens, and this is a serious situation. Since no one else wants to take this seriously (I’m looking at you, Newton), I’m kicking off the Save the Chickens telethon.
Newton: Are you sure this is a good plan?
Ashton: Of course it is! Better than your plan, for sure. So here’s the deal everyone, you call me with your pledges. I’m standing by now to take your calls to help save the chickens. It’s not about my emporium — well, it is about my emporium, and my job as taste tester there. Think of it as being about the fuzzy chicks. They need your help!
* RING*
Ashton: EEEEEK!
Newton: Wow, I didn’t think she could move that fast.
Newton: Ash, what are you doing under there?
Ashton: The phone rang.
Newton: Well…. That’s what happens when you ask people to call you.
Ashton: I don’t like the phone ringing. We’ll have to think of another way to save the chickens.
If you missed them, catch up on all of our chicken capers.
