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Newton: Watch out, Ashton. I’m coming in. There’s a squirrel out there on the feeder! 

orange tabby cat looks out window past one-eyed brown tabby cat

Ashton: I don’t see a squirrel. And even if I did, I was here first. You need to wait your turn. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks out window while orange tabby cat looks on

Newton: But you aren’t even looking! 

Ashton: So? This isn’t the cat looking window. It’s just the cat window. I’m a cat. So it’s my spot right now. 

orange tabby cat looks out window past one-eyed brown tabby cat

Newton: Seriously? 

one-eyed brown tabby cat sits in window while orange tabby cat looks on

Newton: Last I looked, I’m a cat, too. A handsome one. So I should be able to sit in the cat window, too. Move over, Ash. 

orange tabby cat looks out window

Ashton: Sorry, this window has an occupancy limit of one, especially when there’s fuzzy brother involved. Maybe you need to put in a reservation next time.

one-eyed brown tabby cat

Newton: Do squirrels take reservations, too?

orange tabby cat looks away from window

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July 13, 2018 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Newton 14 Comments

Chicken Celebration

Ashton: What’s this? 

one-eyed brown tabby cat with KFC bucket

Ashton: We were supposed to celebrate National Fried Chicken Day on Friday. You didn’t think I was going to miss a chicken holiday, did you? 

one-eyed brown tabby cat with KFC bucket

Newton: Is there any in there for me?

Ashton: Sorry, Newt, it’s empty.  * chew chew *  Nothing to see here. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks into KFC bucket as orange tabby cat looks on

Ashton: Chicken is a personal thing. If I shared with Newton, the next thing you would have known, everyone would have been in here wanting some. 

one-eyed tabby cat with KFC bucket

Cupcake: I found crumbs! 

black and white tuxedo cat with head in KFC bucket

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July 9, 2018 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Cupcake, Newton 15 Comments

Happy Independence Day!

Cupcake: What’s this on my bed? Mr. Newton! Do you know anything about this? 

black and white tuxedo cat in front of bed decorated with patriotic garland

Cupcake: There you are. Do you know how this stuff got on my bed? 

Newton: I put it there.

black and white cat and orange tabby cat play with patriotic garland

Cupcake: Why did you put stuff on my bed?

Newton: It’s decorated for Independence Day. You remember that from last year. When the humans cook hot dogs and there are loud booms? 


black and white cat and orange tabby cat look at patriotic garland

Cupcake: I like hot dogs. 

Newton: Let me straighten the decorations, and then we’ll go find the hot dogs. 

orange tabby cat looks at patriotic ribbon while black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Happy Independence Day to all of our friends and readers who are celebrating today!

black and white tuxedo cat in front of US flag

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July 4, 2018 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Newton, Pierre 14 Comments

One Year with Cupcake

It was one year ago that Cupcake arrived. Miss Jeanne from Random Felines brought her all the way from Ohio.

tuxedo kitten against striped blanket

She was so tiny that she fit inside Pierre’s cat feeder.

tuxedo kitten plays in surefeed microchip feeder

She may have been small, but she was full of trouble. Watch out, Newton!

tuxedo kitten swats orange tabby cat on ottoman

No one was safe when Cupcake wanted something, whether it was a toy or a box. Sorry, Pierre.

Cupcake wasn’t just stealing toys from her housemates. She also started stealing hearts around town on her weekly outings.

black and white tuxedo kitten on leash

She celebrated her first Halloween dressed as her favorite friends around town, the baristas who give her whipped cream.

black and white tuxedo kitten wears green Starbucks apron

And she discovered how much fun it is to shop at the pet store. Can you believe these birds don’t even seem to know she’s here?

black and white tuxedo kitten looks at birds in pet store

Cupcake loved her first holiday season with the family. Especially the whole thing where there was a tree in the house.


black and white tuxedo kitten in christmas tree

And she grew into a big, strong cat.

black and white tuxedo cat in Pidan egg tart bed

Before we knew it, it was time for her to pack a bag to go to the BlogPaws conference, were she picked out her human the year before.

black and white tuxedo cat stands next to cupcake lunchbox

Which meant it’s now a year since she arrived. To celebrate, Cupcake is just chilling out to celebrate this gotcha day.

black and white tuxedo cat shows tummy

Thanks for being along for all of her adventures. We can’t wait to share her next year with you, too!

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June 15, 2018 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Cupcake, Newton, Pierre 24 Comments

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