Cupcake: What’s this on my bed? Mr. Newton! Do you know anything about this?
Cupcake: There you are. Do you know how this stuff got on my bed?
Newton: I put it there.
Cupcake: Why did you put stuff on my bed?
Newton: It’s decorated for Independence Day. You remember that from last year. When the humans cook hot dogs and there are loud booms?
Cupcake: I like hot dogs.
Newton: Let me straighten the decorations, and then we’ll go find the hot dogs.
Happy Independence Day to all of our friends and readers who are celebrating today!