Ashton: I’ve got to get working on my chicken emporium. Newton, stop taking up all of my time with the tablet. I need to look up information about chicken.
Newton: Hang on! I’m doing research for you right now.
Ashton: What are you reading about?
Newton: Rules.
Ashton: I’m a cat. I don’t follow rules. I also don’t take turns. Give me the tablet!
Newton: It says here that there’s a law that you have to wear a hair net over all of your hair when you work in a foodservice or food preparation area.
Ashton: Over all of my hair?!
If you didn’t see them before, you can catch up on all of Ashton’s chicken capers.








Oh oh, did we hear the deal breaker on this post?
I’m sure that is only a HUMAN rule!
That’s a silly human rule!
Speaking of chicken, TBT cooked a whole chickie breast. We not only got parts of it, we got to lick the plate too. And there is more in the fridge fer tomorrow.
ASHTON IF YOU NEED ANY POULTRY FLAVORING FOR YOUR RECIPES I WILL HAPPILY SEND YOU ALL THE TOOF PASTE MY VET GAVE MOM
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
No, that doesn’t apply to cute kitties- you are all set. How nice of Madi to offer you her toothpaste π
HA! This series is just pawesome π
a hair net? over all of you??? this could be a problem π
We agree – rules don’t apply to cats π
Remember, Ashton, you’re a cat. You don’t follow rules. Don’t let this stop you from your chicken emporium!
Human rules don’t apply to cats, Ashton, don’t care about it ! Purrs
You mean like the lunch-lady???
I don’t think that’s going to be a very good look for you, Ashton.
; )
Rules are for humans, silly Newton! On with the chicken.
Rules?
What rules.
Rules are made to be broken!
well it is a good thing you has furz and not hairz..
What a terrible rule π
I agree, cat hair doesn’t count…it’s one of thos natural ingredients!
UhOh what’s dat gunna do to yous adventure? Weez fink yous shuld be able to get wound dat one. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
ashton…we can give ewe sum chckin tipz all rite…
but thiz iz a familee blog N wee kittenz mite bee toonin in….
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pee ezz pleez ta rememburr a chichkn iz troo lee a
**** **** BURD…
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Astrid was Googling today for WW. Waffles suggested she look up chick-hen. We think Ashton could be the brains behind the emporium and not be paws-on; thus, eliminating the need for a hair(fur)net. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
So cute!!! I’m sure you will be able to get your chicken emporium, Ashton π I don’t think you have to wear a hair net if you plan on eating all of the chicken you are preparing. MOL
You might have to wear food hygiene boots too Ashton.
Cats donβt follow no stinkinβ rules! Do the chick-hens have to wear hair nets too?
Ashton! Can you use some gal pal assistance on your Chicken Emporium venture? I volunteer TKS as she is over the moon and back for all things chicken
Ashton, no matter what you do, I will come to your Emporium! Yes I will. Indeed I will. Look for it. I’ll be there,
Oh, oh. We’re not liking that rule, Ashton! Stop the research immediately! But we agree too, we’ll patronize your chicken establishment regardless, Ashton…even if we find furs in da chicken!
No self-respecting kitty is going to wear a hair net. Ditch the hair net and change the name of your biz to the “Chicken Furr-achini Emporium”.
I think the kitty-exemption applies Ashton. I won’t comment on another marmies hogging the tablet so… (psst. tell him there are treats in the kitchen and have at it)
Timmy