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Chicken Preparation Rules

Ashton: I’ve got to get working on my chicken emporium. Newton, stop taking up all of my time with the tablet. I need to look up information about chicken.

Ashton thinks about chicken emporiumNewton: Hang on! I’m doing research for you right now.

Ashton: What are you reading about?

Newton: Rules.

Ashton: I’m a cat. I don’t follow rules. I also don’t take turns. Give me the tablet!

Newton researches onlineNewton: It says here that there’s a law that you have to wear a hair net over all of your hair when you work in a foodservice or food preparation area.

Ashton: Over all of my hair?!

Ashton's mouth is open in protest


If you didn’t see them before, you can catch up on all of Ashton’s chicken capers.

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January 21, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Newton 29 Comments

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  1. Emma and Buster says

    January 21, 2015 at 1:08 am

    Oh oh, did we hear the deal breaker on this post?

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  2. Summer says

    January 21, 2015 at 2:31 am

    I’m sure that is only a HUMAN rule!

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  3. The Island Cats says

    January 21, 2015 at 7:09 am

    That’s a silly human rule!

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  4. Mark's Mews says

    January 21, 2015 at 7:12 am

    Speaking of chicken, TBT cooked a whole chickie breast. We not only got parts of it, we got to lick the plate too. And there is more in the fridge fer tomorrow.

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  5. Madi says

    January 21, 2015 at 7:45 am

    ASHTON IF YOU NEED ANY POULTRY FLAVORING FOR YOUR RECIPES I WILL HAPPILY SEND YOU ALL THE TOOF PASTE MY VET GAVE MOM
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  6. Ellen Pilch says

    January 21, 2015 at 9:05 am

    No, that doesn’t apply to cute kitties- you are all set. How nice of Madi to offer you her toothpaste πŸ™‚

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  7. Melissa & Truffles says

    January 21, 2015 at 9:10 am

    HA! This series is just pawesome πŸ™‚

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  8. Random Felines says

    January 21, 2015 at 9:24 am

    a hair net? over all of you??? this could be a problem πŸ™‚

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  9. Fur Everywhere says

    January 21, 2015 at 10:41 am

    We agree – rules don’t apply to cats πŸ™‚

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  10. Annie says

    January 21, 2015 at 10:48 am

    Remember, Ashton, you’re a cat. You don’t follow rules. Don’t let this stop you from your chicken emporium!

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  11. The Swiss Cats says

    January 21, 2015 at 11:38 am

    Human rules don’t apply to cats, Ashton, don’t care about it ! Purrs

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  12. Glogirly and Katie says

    January 21, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    You mean like the lunch-lady???
    I don’t think that’s going to be a very good look for you, Ashton.
    ; )

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  13. Christy Paws says

    January 21, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    Rules are for humans, silly Newton! On with the chicken.

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  14. Annabelle says

    January 21, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    Rules?
    What rules.
    Rules are made to be broken!

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  15. Connie says

    January 21, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    well it is a good thing you has furz and not hairz..

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  16. Talent Hounds says

    January 21, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    What a terrible rule πŸ˜‰

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  17. Brian Frum says

    January 21, 2015 at 3:46 pm

    I agree, cat hair doesn’t count…it’s one of thos natural ingredients!

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  18. Dezi and Lexi says

    January 21, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    UhOh what’s dat gunna do to yous adventure? Weez fink yous shuld be able to get wound dat one. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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  19. da tabbies o trout towne says

    January 21, 2015 at 4:14 pm

    ashton…we can give ewe sum chckin tipz all rite…

    but thiz iz a familee blog N wee kittenz mite bee toonin in….

    β™₯

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    • da tabbies o trout towne says

      January 21, 2015 at 4:16 pm

      pee ezz pleez ta rememburr a chichkn iz troo lee a

      **** **** BURD…

      β™₯

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  20. Kitties Blue says

    January 21, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    Astrid was Googling today for WW. Waffles suggested she look up chick-hen. We think Ashton could be the brains behind the emporium and not be paws-on; thus, eliminating the need for a hair(fur)net. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  21. Robin says

    January 21, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    So cute!!! I’m sure you will be able to get your chicken emporium, Ashton πŸ™‚ I don’t think you have to wear a hair net if you plan on eating all of the chicken you are preparing. MOL

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  22. Flynn says

    January 21, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    You might have to wear food hygiene boots too Ashton.

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  23. Cathy Keisha says

    January 21, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Cats don’t follow no stinkin’ rules! Do the chick-hens have to wear hair nets too?

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  24. Savannah's Paw Tracks says

    January 21, 2015 at 10:40 pm

    Ashton! Can you use some gal pal assistance on your Chicken Emporium venture? I volunteer TKS as she is over the moon and back for all things chicken

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  25. Katie Isabella says

    January 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm

    Ashton, no matter what you do, I will come to your Emporium! Yes I will. Indeed I will. Look for it. I’ll be there,

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  26. Clooney says

    January 22, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    Oh, oh. We’re not liking that rule, Ashton! Stop the research immediately! But we agree too, we’ll patronize your chicken establishment regardless, Ashton…even if we find furs in da chicken!

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  27. Jack says

    January 24, 2015 at 5:11 am

    No self-respecting kitty is going to wear a hair net. Ditch the hair net and change the name of your biz to the “Chicken Furr-achini Emporium”.

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  28. Timmy Tomcat says

    January 26, 2015 at 1:23 pm

    I think the kitty-exemption applies Ashton. I won’t comment on another marmies hogging the tablet so… (psst. tell him there are treats in the kitchen and have at it)
    Timmy

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