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Pierre and the Rooster

Pierre: I made Newton leave the rooster in the barn. He’s all mine now!

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: What are you doing to that chicken?

Pierre: It’s a rooster. And could you just look the other way for a few minutes?

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: Are you KISSING that chicken?

Pierre: It’s a rooster, and no. Besides, I told you to look the other way.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: Do you think the chicken tastes funny?

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Pierre: * SIGH * You really know how to take the fun out of things, Newton. No, I think the rooster tastes just fine.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Newton: You look like you’re getting a little carried away.

Pierre: If you don’t shut up, I’ll carry you away.

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn

Ashton: Do I hear eating noises? There had better not be someone eating and not sharing with me!

one-eyed brown tabby cat walks across frame

Newton: Hey, Pierre…

Pierre: Hold your stripes, Newton. Let me finish here.

Ashton: What are you DOING?

Newton: I tried to warn you!

gray tabby cat wrestles rooster inside barn as orange tabby cat and brown tabby cat look on

Barnyard Follies

Newton: Hey, check it out, I have a chicken.

Pierre: I think that’s a rooster.

gray tabby cat sits outside barn while orange tabby cat inside barn licks rooster

Newton: Ashton must have left it here to make eggs for her chicken emporium.

Pierre: That isn’t how roosters work, Newton. Didn’t anyone ever explain the birds and the bees to you?

Newton: What do bees have to do with anything? This is about a chicken.

gray tabby cat looks into barn at orange tabby cat and rooster

Newton: It doesn’t TASTE like chicken. Ashton needs to be more picky about her stock.

orange tabby cat licks plush rooster

Pierre: You need to come out from inside there and let me have a turn.

Newton: Why? This chicken and I are just getting started making friends.

gray tabby cat looks into barn at orange tabby cat and rooster

Pierre: Because my right paw said so.

Newton: Hey, watch where you’re putting that thing! You could poke out the chicken’s eye. Think of the chicken.

Pierre: It’s a rooster. And I am thinking of it.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Pierre: That’s why you need to let me in!

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: HEY! Ouch!

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: See what you did? You broke the barn. Knocked it off its foundation. And the chicken was so scared, he fainted.

Pierre: It’s a rooster.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: Don’t be such a bully, Pierre. if you want the barn so much you’re going to break it, I’ll let you have it.

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat in barn

Newton: We’ll see what Ashton thinks when she finds out Pierre made her chicken faint.

orange tabby cat exits barn

The Holiday Weekend is Over

Monday after the Holiday Weekend

Newton Saves the Day

Newton: Do you want to hear about how I saved the day?

orange tabby cat

It all started when there was a big scream. When humans scream, it means something either scary or something really interesting, so I had to check it out.

This was an interesting scream. Look what I found. A snake in the house.

Score!

When I looked closely, I could see a ring around its neck. Totally harmless. But try telling that to a screaming human.

So I did the only thing I could. I attacked and rescued my human from the fierce snake.

I was the hero! And what did my human do with the snake?

She flushed it down the toilet!

What kind of thanks is that?

No respect at all for my skills. She could at least have let me play with it all night first.

Pierre and the Rooster

Barnyard Follies

The Holiday Weekend is Over

Newton Saves the Day

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