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One for the Road

Newton: I know you’ve been waiting since last week to find out what happened with that amazing building I was negotiating for Ashton to use for her chicken emporium. It didn’t go well. The current owners didn’t want to sell. Not even when I offered them my favorite catnip toy.

Newton: I thought the news would be easier for Ashton if I brought a little something back for her. But there’s a little problem… It was a long drive back, and I got kind of hungry.

Ashton: Hey, Newton! What do you have there?

Newton: Oh, hi. I didn’t see you. Did you hear what I was saying about your chicken emporium building?

Ashton: I heard. It’s okay. I’ll find a place.

Newton: Well… this is for you. I’ve got to go. You know, realtor cat business.

Ashton: You brought me chicken? Wow, thanks! * SNIFF SNIFF * Hey, this is empty. NEWTON! Where did you go?

Ashton: He teased me with chicken? That’s just low. Lower than low.

Ashton: What do you think I should do to show Newton he shouldn’t tease me like that?

Have you seen the rest of our chicken capers?

Good Help is Hard to Find

Ashton: Will you please clean this window? Cat TV looks like it has static. Good help is so hard to find.

Since she only sees out of one eye, Ashton often sits with half of her face obscured behind something like the window pane in the photo above. It’s one of her cute quirks.

The window pane Ashton is looking out in the photo almost never sees direct sunlight, but it gets daily rain and all day Florida humidity, so it gets dirty fast. Ashton obviously disapproves, and it has since been cleaned up for her viewing convenience. After all, the cats are the ones in charge around here.