Ashton: We’re running out of chickens, and this is a serious situation. Since no one else wants to take this seriously (I’m looking at you, Newton), I’m kicking off the Save the Chickens telethon.
Newton: Are you sure this is a good plan?
Ashton: Of course it is! Better than your plan, for sure. So here’s the deal everyone, you call me with your pledges. I’m standing by now to take your calls to help save the chickens. It’s not about my emporium — well, it is about my emporium, and my job as taste tester there. Think of it as being about the fuzzy chicks. They need your help!
* RING*
Ashton: EEEEEK!
Newton: Wow, I didn’t think she could move that fast.
Newton: Ash, what are you doing under there?
Ashton: The phone rang.
Newton: Well…. That’s what happens when you ask people to call you.
Ashton: I don’t like the phone ringing. We’ll have to think of another way to save the chickens.
If you missed them, catch up on all of our chicken capers.
Hmmm, yeah, that idea wasn’t too well thought out!
Take a nap Ashton and after you wake up you can think your idea through again.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
you guys crack me up!
Just don’t ask them to come to the door to make pledges. 😉
Maybe you should try email instead.
Milita likes to talk; you can borrow her to answer the phone if you want. 😉
Purrs,
Carmine
ASHTON YOU WEAR THAT HEADSET WITH SUCH STYLE…MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE CHICKEN HUT DREAM FOR A JOB OF SPINNING THE VINYL!!
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
You guys are just hysterical. I don’t like it when the phone rings either MOL
you may want to stick to online fundraising 🙂
Don’t have them ringing the doorbell, either!
Oh my Ash, this is a conundrum for sure. The ringing phone causes you to go UTB and the phone is part of a telethon….yes, this is a challenge. But Ash…a question…how the heck did you get your head UTB with those big earphones on?
Maybe you need a fly-thru window!
Sorry we have been absent for so long. You can blame Mauricio and Cat Scouts for that. We know there’s a ring tone that quacks like a duck, maybe you can find one that peeps like a baby chick. The photoshopped photo with the earphones is hysterical. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Aaaaand another one bites the dust (idea, that is.) MOL!!!!!
Ashton you want to know something? None of us likes the phone to ring here either!
MOL! You kitties are funny. Time to draw up another plan it seems like.
Can you lower the ringer? Very stylin’ head gear btw…
You guys are too cute! Perhaps you should opt for a cell phone so that you can change the ringer to your favorite song – or perhaps a gentle purr. I have a feeling that you will save the chickens somehow.
be jezuz, pleez due knot…
noe make that due KNOT…
count on uz callin, emailin, textin, snail mailin,
wavin ore any thing else….
ta save de D chcikn burdz..
thanx…over & out in de land oh trout ♥♥♥
pierre….sorree dood…sorreee
That didn’t work so well did it Ashton.
Save the chickens! They are too tasty! *wags* – Gilligan from WagsAhoy.com
MOL ! Did you already think of online fundraising ? Purrs
Hey we can do the pledge right here kitties! I pledge 1 chicken!
MOL, phone ringing huh? For Leo it’s doorbells!
Have ’em text you. That should eliminate the nasty ol’ ringin’ of the phones, for sure.
Purrs,
Nissy
Oh dear, does Waffles know about the chicken shortage? This is a serious problem…
xxoo
HAH! Try YouCaring or something. I’m sure You are Caring about the chick-hens.
I see this could be a complication Ashton. We are with you to save the chickhen fur sure!
*tries hard to suppress laugh*
Great picture with the headset!
Oh Ashton, sweetie, there must be another way to save the chickens!