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Literary Newton

Ashton: It’s No Socks Day so that everyone can let their paws be free! Who would want to cover the delicate stripes on my paws with socks, anyhow?

Newton: Ashton! You won’t believe what I just read!

Ashton: You mean we need more humans here so I can have more chickens? * GULP *

Ashton: Do you think we can just get them to send their chicken quota instead?

Did you miss some of our chicken capers? You can catch up any time!

Pierre: You have tuna breath, Newton.

Newton: Well you have a little cat litter right here.

Pierre: What are you DOING?

Newton: Let me just get that for you….

Pierre: Did you just TOUCH me?

Newton: Yeah, but I was just getting the litter from your head.

Pierre: If you do that again, you’ll be wishing you had cat litter on your head.

Newton: Fine. See if I offer to help you again. You can just look dirty for all the ladycats.

Pierre: I can handle the ladycats just fine. You keep walking, orange boy.

Newton: I’m going, I’m going…