Newton: Ashton! You won’t believe what I just read!
Ashton: You mean we need more humans here so I can have more chickens? * GULP *
Ashton: Do you think we can just get them to send their chicken quota instead?
Did you miss some of our chicken capers? You can catch up any time!
What weird math – that does not add up to me! OTOH, I do think my human ate more than the equivalent of three chickens last year, and certainly in her lifetime, so there may be some truth to that.
Hmmm…..we never thought about that. Chick-hens could take over the world!
The Florida Furkids
good help is so hard to find
The Lucy
Humans …chickens who can tell the difference?
Extra chicken for you!
We hope you don’t have to have more humans to get more chickens, Ashton. We wouldn’t like that at all, either!
NEWTON AND ASHTON…
MY DAD WOULD GLADLY SEND YOU HIS PORTION OF CHICKEN.
MIND YOU HE EATS IT BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE CAN’T COOK BUT GIVEN A CHOICE HE GOES BEEF EVERY TIME.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
We both love chicken if any of you get tired of eating it.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
I’m with you, Ashton…we definitely do not need more humans around!
I hope you have some cluck luck with that one!
thatz it….we R sew outta heer….been nice ta noe ewe guys…ewe haz been grate
friendz….when de inter webs get hooked up on de moon we will send R new a dress
& moonmail !!!!! sew long planit earth ~~~~~~~~~~~
♥♥♥
Really? If that’s the case, we should be knee deep in chickens here in our tightly-squeezed neighborhood but nope. Don’t see or hear a single one. Why is that? Hmmm?
That number won’t stay that high if Waffles has anything to do with it. MOL
You gave Mr Jinx heart palpitations Miss Ashton!
Newton, I am so impressed that you can read. 🙂
OMST!! I never knew these chicken facts! Crazy! I’ll just have to tell the girls, they eat a lot of chicken!!
well you see humans EVERYWHERE.. so where are all the chickens?? i think this needs to be investigated!!
Ashton, you would have loved being on vacation with our humans. There were chickens everywhere and more baby chicks than they had ever seen before. If you keep an eye on our blog, you’ll be some very soon. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
That’s a lot of chickens! Perhaps you just need to employ the humans to round up 3 chickens each. That wouldn’t be so hard, would it? Then you could have all the chickens in the world.
Wait…did someone say chicken?
Have a great Wednesday…
Noodle and crew
Does the Colonel know about this??
No, Ashton, if there’s more chickens than humans, it means that there’s more chickens for us.
Yeah, more humans does not sound good at all but more chicken does!!
You look beautiful, Ashton!
Maybe it means there’s more chickens for you to eat. They just have to send more your way!
–Purrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats
Chickens – bring on the chickens.
Yikes. Better get prepared for a chicken take over!
Hmmm, our neighbours have got about 30 chickens and there is only two humans.
I think this is real good news for you, Ashton!