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Chicken in a What?

Newton: Ashton, come quick! I found chicken in the pantry!

Ashton: What were you doing in the pantry? Everyone knows our pantry is locked because you’re too naughty to be trusted with it.

Newton: But look here.

Ashton: I don’t care what it looks like. It doesn’t smell like chicken. If it’s chicken, I should be able to smell it all the way over here with my super-sniffer.

Ashton: See? No chicken smell at all. I think it’s a joke. And not a very nice one, either.

Pierre: The joke’s on both of them if they don’t have one of these. And thumbs.

Pierre: Wait a minute. I don’t have any thumbs….

Did you see the rest of Ashton’s chicken capers? If not, you can catch up on her adventures.

Mancat Prey

Pierre: When I really need a good workout, I ask for my wand toy. Nothing gives me quite the same cardio.

Get OVER here, little fly! You’re supposed to make me look like a mighty hunter for the camera!

Ashton: Look what I have for my chicken emporium. I’m really excited about it! A plush, juicy chick. It’s hard to believe that I have it and that Newton and Pierre haven’t tricked me out of it somehow. They’re so bad.

Ashton: Did you know that it’s Pierre’s tenth gotcha day today? Ten! That’s ooooooooold. I should have gotten him a gotcha day gift, but I was busy napping. Now it will look like I don’t care because I don’t have a gift for him.

Unless…

Ashton: Hey, happy gotcha day Pierre! Since you’re so old that you’re never going to catch a chicken on your own, I thought you would like to taste mine.

Pierre: Oh, for me? Thank you!

Pierre: * CHOMP *

Ashton: HEY! I said TASTE. Not eat the whole thing. I still need it for my chicken emporium!

Pierre: Mmmmm. Tastes like…. chicken! Best gotcha day gift ever.

Did you see the rest of Ashton’s chicken capers? If not, you can catch up on her adventures.

Red Dot on the Loose

Pierre: What’s that? It’s the red dot! He lives under the ottoman in the living room, so what is he doing out in my sunroom?

And the red dot is just as shameless in the sunroom as he is in the living room. Look at him, climbing the walls like that. He’s up on the door so high I don’t know if I can catch him.