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Disputed Territory

Newton: That’s a nice spot under the cat tree, Pierre. Why don’t you get out of the way and let me sit there?

Pierre: You can sit here when I’m done with it. I’ll come wake you up.

gray tabby cat and orange tabby cat face off

Newton: I’m awake now. I think you should move, Pierre.

gray tabby cat and orange tabby cat face off

Newton: I’ll give you until the count of three. One… two….

gray tabby cat and orange tabby cat fight around tree

Newton: Gotcha!

Pierre: HEY! What happened to three?

Newton: I’ll show you some three!

Pierre: No fair hiding behind the cat tree!

gray tabby cat and orange tabby cat fight around tree

Newton: You mean you want me to come around HERE?

Pierre: Uh-oh…

gray tabby cat looks apprehensive at orange tabby cat

Newton: Tag! You’re it!

Pierre: Yeah, I’m outta here.

gray tabby cat flees orange tabby cat

Newton: Hey, where’d you go? This was just getting fun!

Orange tabby cat stands alone

Top Bunk

Newton: I have the top bunk!

Pierre: Whatever. The bottom bunk is better anyhow.

orange tabby cat and gray tabby cat simulate a bunk bed

Pierre: When we’re having a cold snap, my body heat makes this a toasty-warm spot between the chair and the bottom of the desk. Besides, I can kick you out of the top bunk whenever I want. I’m oldest.

gray tabby cat peeks between wood slats

Newton: Age sure doesn’t make you less cranky, Pierre. Did you say the bottom bunk is warmer? Hmm… maybe I need to stage a bottom bunk takeover sometime soon.

orange tabby cat

Endangered Toy Alert

Pierre: Every once in a while the head peep says something crazy like “no one plays with that toy, maybe I should donate it.” Don’t humans understand that you just aren’t playing with that toy this week… or even this year?

gray tabby cat plays with unstuffed rooster toy

Pierre: Kitties, when that happens, there’s only one thing to do: play with that toy like it’s brand-new and loaded with catnip.

gray tabby cat plays with unstuffed rooster toy

Pierre: If you can add a little drama to your playing, that’s good, too. This is the time for you to make those kind of embarrassing sounds you sometimes make when you play really hard. Humans can’t resist those.

gray tabby cat and stuffed rooster toy

Pierre: Don’t forget the really cute moves, too. My humans totally fall for anything with the upside-down head, so that’s a great distraction.

gray tabby cat and unstuffed rooster toy

Pierre: Soon, your human will have the camera out and be taking photos instead of talking about getting rid of your favorite toy. You win!

gray tabby cat and unstuffed rooster toy

Pierre: Managing humans is a lot of work! Once your toy is save, take a well-deserved break.

gray tabby cat and unstuffed rooster toy

Pierre and the Long Weekend

Pierre: I heard the head peep saying this is a long weekend, the last one for a while. What makes it long? Do we all need to be extra-long for the whole weekend?

Pierre: So this is how I celebrate a long weekend. You can do it, too. It’s okay if your human doesn’t want to play along, but once your human sees you participating in the long weekend, I think even a human will have to join the fun.

Are you ready? Let’s go! 1… 2… 3…. looooooooooong kitty.

Pierre: How about you? Was it a long weekend at your house? Did you stretch extra-long for your naps during the long weekend? If not, what did you do to celebrate it?

Disputed Territory

Top Bunk

Endangered Toy Alert

Pierre and the Long Weekend

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