Cupcake: Mr. Newton, can I play with your tail?
Newton: No, kid. I’m looking out the window right now.
Cupcake: Mr. Newton, how about now? Can I play with your tail?
Newton: Why do you always have to be touching me, kid?
Newton: You wouldn’t believe what this kitten does to get at my tail.
Do you have a tail-chasing kitten in your house, too?