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Cupcake: Mr. Newton, can I play with your tail?
Newton: No, kid. I’m looking out the window right now.
Cupcake: Mr. Newton, how about now? Can I play with your tail?
Newton: Why do you always have to be touching me, kid?
Newton: You wouldn’t believe what this kitten does to get at my tail.
Do you have a tail-chasing kitten in your house, too?
Ashton: I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t like that kitten in my face or in my favorite spot on the sofa. But she’s good for one thing…
Ashton: Hey, kid?
Ashton: Are you going to finish that?
Cupcake: I just started Miss Ashton. Can I let you know when I’m done?
Ashton: I’ll be waiting right here. You know, just in case.
A lot of you have been asking what the resident cats think of having a new kitten in the house, so this week, we’re answering that question.
Pierre: She’ll never find me in here!
Pierre: Aunt O was putting this together for Cousins Shep and Earl, but when she left the room, I found it on the kitchen table. What a perfect hiding place from that kitten.
Pierre: Everywhere I go, that kitten is there. On the bed where I like to sleep, on the sofa where I like to watch TV with the manpeep, in the window where I watch squirrels. Even on the cat tree. But not in here.
Pierre: Sure, I hiss at the kid sometimes, but it’s just to tell her not to crowd me so much. A cat just needs his space. Kitten-free space.
Pierre: There’s no way that kitten will come near these scary teeth. It’s a perfect hiding place.
Pierre: * sigh *
Cupcake: Hey Mr. Newton?
Newton: Yeah, kid?
Cupcake: Why do you eat so much?
Newton: Oh, kid. You don’t SAY that to other cats.
Cupcake: But…
Newton: I eat more because I’m bigger. This glorious tail takes a lot of food to fill it up.
Cupcake: Oh. If I eat like that, will I have a glorious tail, too?
Newton: No, this is my mancat tail. Girls have dainty tails.
Cupcake: But Ashton is a girl, right? Her tail isn’t dainty.
Newton: Don’t let her hear you say that, kid.
