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How Egg-citing!

Ashton: Oh, wow, Newt, check this out!Ashton examines the mapNewton: It’s folded paper. I can just go underneath —

Ashton: No, it’s a map. Humans use them when they don’t know where they’re going.

Newton: To the store to get cat litter. That’s where they should be going. You should smell what Pierre did in there.

Ashton: NEWTON! Try to pay attention here.

Newton: Umm…. okay.

Ashton: Over there by you, do you see it? It says Two Egg.

Newton: I see it.

Ashton: We found where chickens come from! 

Newton and Ashton read the mapNewton: But what are we going to do about it? We’re here and they’re on the map.

Ashton: Don’t you get it? If we have a map, we can figure out how to get there. And if we have the eggs, we would have the chickens!

Newton: What’s that sound? Is it car keys? Are we going to the vet?

Ashton: Come out from under the sofa! We aren’t going to the vet. We need to go to Two Egg!

Newton: YOU go to the vet. I’m staying under here.

Ashton: * sigh * Fine. I’ll get Pierre go with me. Pierre? Pierre?

Kitty Car in Two EggPierre: We’ll see who gets those chickens in their eggs…

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June 17, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Newton, Pierre 29 Comments

Chicken in a What?

Newton: Ashton, come quick! I found chicken in the pantry!

Newton with chicken in a canAshton: What were you doing in the pantry? Everyone knows our pantry is locked because you’re too naughty to be trusted with it.

Newton: But look here.

Ashton: I don’t care what it looks like. It doesn’t smell like chicken. If it’s chicken, I should be able to smell it all the way over here with my super-sniffer.

Ashton sniffs the airAshton: See? No chicken smell at all. I think it’s a joke. And not a very nice one, either.

Ashton inspects chicken broth canPierre: The joke’s on both of them if they don’t have one of these. And thumbs.

Pierre has the can opener

Pierre: Wait a minute. I don’t have any thumbs….


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June 10, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Newton, Pierre 29 Comments

Pierre’s Gotcha Day Gift

Ashton: Look what I have for my chicken emporium. I’m really excited about it! A plush, juicy chick. It’s hard to believe that I have it and that Newton and Pierre haven’t tricked me out of it somehow. They’re so bad.

Ashton and stuffed chickAshton: Did you know that it’s Pierre’s tenth gotcha day today? Ten! That’s ooooooooold. I should have gotten him a gotcha day gift, but I was busy napping. Now it will look like I don’t care because I don’t have a gift for him.

Unless…

Ashton and stuffed chickAshton: Hey, happy gotcha day Pierre! Since you’re so old that you’re never going to catch a chicken on your own, I thought you would like to taste mine.

Pierre: Oh, for me? Thank you!

Ashton gives chick to PierrePierre: * CHOMP *

Ashton: HEY! I said TASTE. Not eat the whole thing. I still need it for my chicken emporium!

Pierre tastes chickPierre: Mmmmm. Tastes like…. chicken! Best gotcha day gift ever.

Pierre tastes chick


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June 3, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Pierre 35 Comments

Chicken Emporium Dinner

Ashton: My chicken dinner will be ready soon, and I can’t wait for chicken tasting time! But there’s still time for a quick nap first. 

Ashton dreams of chickenNewton: Oh, wow, is this chicken leg for me?

Newton spots Ashton's chicken legNewton: Back off, Pierre, this is my feast.

Pierre: Yours? I’m pretty sure that’s not what it says on the glass. 

Pierre wants some of Ashton's chicken legPierre: Never mind what’s on the glass. What’s in the glass? Hmm….

Newton: I’m licking this, so it’s mine now.

Pierre: Like I’d want something you spit all over anyhow.

Newton and Pierre plunder Ashton's chicken dinnerPierre: You’re such a messy eater, Newt. I’m out of here before I get blamed for your mess!

Newton: * SLURP CHOMP *

Newton is a messy eater


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May 20, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Newton, Pierre 29 Comments

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