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The Great Toast Caper

Ashton: Our human ate toast at her desk today. I got tired of waving for her to pinch pieces of toast off for me and grabbed a slice. This is mine now. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat munches toast on the floor

Ashton: Mine. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat munches toast on the floor

Newton: Hi, Ash.

Ashton: What are you looking at? Did you never seen toast in the bedroom before?

one-eyed brown tabby cat hovers over toast on the floor as orange tabby cat looks on

Newton: That’s a big piece of toast. Can I have some?

Ashton: Mine. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat hovers over toast on the floor as orange tabby cat approaches

Cupcake: Is that toast? I thought I heard the toaster. 

Ashton: Stop looking at my toast.  

Newton: Now you know how Pierre feels when you stand next to him while he is eating and give his bowl the eye.

black and white tuxedo cat and orange tabby cat approach one-eyed brown tabby cat with toast

Cupcake: Make her look at you, Mr. Newton, and I’ll just–

Newton: I’ve got it, kid. 

Ashton: My toast!

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks on as orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo cat examine toast on the floor

Newton: *lick lick* 

orange tabby cat licks toast while black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Newton: Ugh, that’s dry. Nothing on it. 

Cupcake: I can watch it for you while you go to the water bowl. 

orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo cat look at toast

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April 29, 2019 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Cupcake, Newton 17 Comments

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  1. The Island Cats says

    April 29, 2019 at 7:10 am

    Dry toast?? It needs some butter!

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  2. Random Felines says

    April 29, 2019 at 8:09 am

    DRY toast??? not sure that would be worth stealing

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  3. The Creative Cat says

    April 29, 2019 at 8:15 am

    Such fierce hunters!

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  4. Cris says

    April 29, 2019 at 8:43 am

    The key to a successful toast hunt is to wait until AFTER the butter has been applied. <3

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  5. Catscue Catmom says

    April 29, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Oh my, what a caper! All for a dry piece of toast – darn!

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  6. The Swiss Cats says

    April 29, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    We agree with above, it’s much better with some butter ! Purrs

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  7. Eastside Cats says

    April 29, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    Ashton, nice steal! Too bad Newton got it away from you, though. Chili Bruce steals all kinds of stuff, then growls at his brofur if he gets too close! So, I offer Manny some of the same thing that CB stole, and Manny doesn’t care for any of it.

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  8. The Florida Furkids says

    April 29, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Looks like you all got to try the toast but….NO BUTTER????

    The Florida Furkids

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  9. Emma and Buster says

    April 29, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Only one toast???? Bet it’s slathered in butter eh?

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  10. Brian Frum says

    April 29, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Yes, skip the water, grab lots of butter!

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  11. Timmy Tomcat says

    April 29, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    We like ours with Butter. This was a fine caper you two. Ashton you did get to nom first anymeow

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  12. Melissa & Mudpie says

    April 29, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Poor Ashton! And you did all the work stealing it too!

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  13. Summer says

    April 29, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    MOL! Who knew toast was so popular with you guys?

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  14. mommakatandherbearcat says

    April 30, 2019 at 2:31 am

    Poor Ashton! She got double-teamed!

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  15. The Dash Kitten Crew says

    May 2, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    Dry toast. DRY TOAST!?!?!?! URGH!! Pass the butter and make it snappy!!!

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  16. Maggie says

    May 7, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Funny! Speaking of breakfast, we have a Cheerio’s thief in our house. It’s Ernie!
    xxoo

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  17. Lola The Rescued Cat says

    May 20, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Hey guys! That’s not fair! Ashton had it first!

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