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The Great Toast Caper

Ashton: Our human ate toast at her desk today. I got tired of waving for her to pinch pieces of toast off for me and grabbed a slice. This is mine now. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat munches toast on the floor

Ashton: Mine. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat munches toast on the floor

Newton: Hi, Ash.

Ashton: What are you looking at? Did you never seen toast in the bedroom before?

one-eyed brown tabby cat hovers over toast on the floor as orange tabby cat looks on

Newton: That’s a big piece of toast. Can I have some?

Ashton: Mine. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat hovers over toast on the floor as orange tabby cat approaches

Cupcake: Is that toast? I thought I heard the toaster. 

Ashton: Stop looking at my toast.  

Newton: Now you know how Pierre feels when you stand next to him while he is eating and give his bowl the eye.

black and white tuxedo cat and orange tabby cat approach one-eyed brown tabby cat with toast

Cupcake: Make her look at you, Mr. Newton, and I’ll just–

Newton: I’ve got it, kid. 

Ashton: My toast!

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks on as orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo cat examine toast on the floor

Newton: *lick lick* 

orange tabby cat licks toast while black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Newton: Ugh, that’s dry. Nothing on it. 

Cupcake: I can watch it for you while you go to the water bowl. 

orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo cat look at toast

Cupcake Met the Easter Bunny

Cupcake’s track record with holiday-themed meet-and-greets hasn’t been great. She was afraid of Santa Claus in past years. But when we heard she had the chance to see the Easter Bunny, I thought she would do fine in her stroller after all of the strangers she met from it at Global Pet Expo.

She wasn’t sure what to make of the Easter Bunny’s mittened hands, but she sat in her stroller next to the big rabbit for photos.

black and white tuxedo cat visits Easter Bunny

Afterward, she stood up, and it seemed like she was ready to have another photo, so Cat Dad helped by picking her up and sitting with the Easter Bunny. Cupcake still didn’t approve of those bunny mittens.

black and white tuxedo cat visits Easter Bunny

Then there was a question about which direction to look for the camera. Not back there, Cupcake. That’s the adoption center! They aren’t taking photos there.

black and white tuxedo cat visits Easter Bunny

Cat Dad pointed out where to look for her.

black and white tuxedo cat visits Easter Bunny

Cupcake looked right at the camera for her big photo.
black and white tuxedo cat visits Easter Bunny

This modeling thing isn’t so hard!

Cupcake’s Got a Boyfriend

Cupcake: Oh, hi, Rocco. Nice of you to look in my window like that. Did you know your paw poked me in the butt? 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at small dog

Cupcake: How are you today, Rocco? 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at small dog

Cupcake: Want to touch noses? 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at small dog

Cupcake: Whoa! The tongue thing is a little too personal. 

black and white tuxedo cat looks at small dog

Cupcake: I’ll keep my tongue over here if you keep yours over there. Deal?

Misadventures with Ashton

Ashton: I was minding my own business, cuddling into my favorite spot on the sofa when it happened. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat curled up

Ashton: I was closed in a carrier and off we went to the vet’s office. I remembered this place, and I didn’t like it.

They weighed me and said I had gained half a pound. Does this mean I can’t share English Muffins in the monring any more? 

one-eyed brown tabby cat on scale

Ashton: It was a long day, and I was so glad to be home. As much as I loved sleeping in my carrier before my vet trip, I won’t do it now. No way. I’m going to sleep here instead. 

one-eyed brown tabby cat in stroller

Ashton: This spot is warm and cozy. And most important, it isn’t going anywhere. 

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