Cats Herd You

Cupcake: Some of you asked about whether I got that cat bed I picked out when I was shopping. 

Cupcake: Of course I did. First I had to ride around the store in my new bed and say goodbye to our friends who worked there who have been so good to me. They took photos of me and petted me, and I found out where they would be working next so I can visit them there. Then I made sure my humans bought me my bed. 

Cupcake: Here’s my new bed at home. Do you notice what it’s missing? Me! 

Cupcake:Once we got the new bed home, I showed the humans who was really in charge by sleeping in one of the beds that was already in the sunroom. 

Cupcake: Maybe I’ll sleep in my new bed tomorrow. What would you do? 

Cupcake: The humans tell me that this local store that I love is going out of business. They say that means my friends who work here won’t be here any more to be excited to see me. That makes me sad. 

Cupcake: It also means the humans can afford to buy me more things, because they are on sale! 

Cupcake: I like this one. What do you mean you didn’t really want a bed in this pattern? 

Cupcake: Put me on the checkout counter and pay the nice lady so I can take my new treasure home.

Cupcake: I’m pretty comfortable in here, thanks. Do I really have to get out and into my carrier to go home? 

Cupcake: What’s this? Water making a noise? 

Cupcake: Can I reach the thing making the noise? 

Cupcake: Whoa, that water is kind of wet! 

Cupcake:  ** Blink **

Cupcake: My paw is wet, but it wasn’t me!