Laugh. Learn. Love cats.
Pierre: I’d like to introduce all of you to my independence mice. This is Blue Mouse, White Mouse and Red Mouse.
Red Mouse is a little too independent and gets ideas sometimes, but I know how to keep him in line.
This will teach him to try anything funny!
I hope all of your independence mice are more orderly and that all of you in the states who are celebrating today have a great holiday!
Newton: Look what I have! I stole it from Ashton’s Chicken Emporium.
Newton: As long as I stay behind this green thing, the little chicken can’t see me.
Ashton: HEY! Wait, that’s the chicken from the place the humans get clean. They take a bath with it.
Newton: It’s mine now. And see, I can take a bath with it.
Ashton: But that isn’t how humans take baths. They walk under the vertical water with that chicken.
Newton: OMC! I’m not walking under vertical water. Forget that!
Newton: You can have it for your chicken emporium, Ashton.
Ashton: Yes! I win!
Ashton: It’s easier to outsmart boycats than it is to wrestle things away from them.
Newton: It may be Take Your Dog to Work Day, but I’m going to shake things up.
Newton: You need me to take dictation? Okay, I’m ready.
Pierre: I can’t read this chicken scratch! You need to type this up.
Newton: That’s cat scratch to you. I don’t think this plan is going to work, Pierre. Don’t you need thumbs to type?
Pierre: You haven’t watched how the manpeep types, have you? No, you don’t need thumbs to type.
Pierre: But maybe instead of taking dictation, you should start with something you have already shown a talent for.
Newton: Like what?
Pierre: How about shipping and receiving? All cats are good with boxes.
Newton: I’m on it! Just keep that tape gun away from my luxurious tail fur.
Newton: Come quick!
Pierre: We need you in here. There’s a problem.
Newton: Look! It’s closed!
Pierre: Who authorized this? You know there’s a strict no closed doors rule in my house.
Newton: Do you think I could grow some thumbs so I can open that doorknob?
Pierre: I don’t think it works that way, Newt. You either get thumbs or you don’t.
Pierre: Cover me, I’m going to try to open it.
Newton: What do you want me to cover you with?
Pierre: Never mind. I can’t get this open. We need someone to work the doorknob.
Pierre: Come on. Open it up. I’m not moving until you do.
