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How to Kill a Bug

Ashton: This doesn’t smell like a real bug, but I can still use it to demonstrate the way to kill a real bug.

First you swat the bug to show it who is the boss. Cats are always the boss of bugs.

Then you kick it with as many feet as necessary to really punish it. After all, it’s a bug and it has armor. You may have to knock it around some.

Then you put a big bite on it. If it’s a real bug, you get to taste that buggy goodness. This one doesn’t taste so good, but you get the idea.

Now it’s your turn. Go find a bug at your house and give it a try. Bonus points if you do it in front of your human!

Pierre: That’s not like the spiders that have been sneaking in to avoid the rain recently.

Pierre: It doesn’t smell like a spider, either.

Newton: Oh, a spider! Tasty!

Pierre: I’m not so sure it’s a spider.

Newton: Really? Let me get a closer look.

Pierre: Watch your nose! What if it bites?

Newton: * SNIFF * I see what you mean. It doesn’t smell like a spider.

Pierre: Come here, little spider. Or whatever you are.

Newton: Hey, aren’t you going to share?

Pierre: Maybe. But for now, I’m going to get a close look. Really, really close.

Pierre: I have reserved seating on the sofa.

The head peep is going to be away this weekend, and I’m going to binge-watch some Tom and Jerry while she’s gone. Don’t touch that remote control!

Did you see the rest of Ashton’s chicken capers? If not, you can catch up on her adventures.