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Chicken Real Estate

Ashton: What’s with the hat, Newt?

Newton: I’m wearing my hat because today I’m real estate cat.

Ashton: Are you going out to sell real estate to support your catnip habit or something?

Newton: That’s not a bad idea! But no… I wanted to talk to you about where you’re going to put your chicken emporium.

Orange tabby cat in fedora and brown tabby with chick

Ashton: What about it?

Newton: You know how business is all about location, location, location?

Ashton: I’ve heard that.

Newton? I found the perfect location! We just have to convince the current owners to sell.

orange tabby cat in fedora at kfc chicken building


Chicken Leg IconIf you missed them, catch up on all of our chicken capers.

Photo credit: Flickr, Brent Moore

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September 2, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Newton 28 Comments

The Best Bed is an Unmade Bed

Pierre: There’s something about an unmade bed that just feels so good. I can’t resist it.

gray tabby cat gazes up from unmade bed

I love to squiggle around on my back all over the mattress pad.

gray tabby cat rolls on unmade bed

Oh, yeah, that’s the spot. Right there.

gray tabby cat rolls on unmade bed

Just a little farther. Oh, yeah!

gray tabby cat rolls on unmade bed

Whoa! Maybe not THAT far.

gray tabby cat rolls on unmade bed

What are you looking at? I didn’t almost fall down the hole between the bed and the nightstand.

gray tabby cat looks innocent on unmade bed

Saved by my back toes.

gray tabby cat toes

You’re going to delete the photos of that last part, RIGHT?

gray tabby cat stalks across unmade bed

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August 31, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Pierre 28 Comments

Sharp Dressed Cat

Pierre: It’s National Bow Tie Day, and I’m dressed for the occasion.

gray tabby cat wearing bow tieJust call me Bond, ladycats. Pierre Bond. 

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August 28, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Pierre 23 Comments

Maybe It’s a Chicken

Newton: What’s this? It looks a little like a chicken, not really. This is why the head peep doesn’t do arts and crafts.

orange tabby cat inspects funny chicken

Ashton: A chicken! Where’d that come from?

Newton: Do you really think this looks like a chicken?

Orange tabby cat inspects funny chicken as brown tabby cat looks on

Ashton: Did you make it? I didn’t mean to hurt you feelings.

Newton: No, I didn’t make it.

Ashton: You don’t mind if I eat it, then?

Newton: I wouldn’t eat it, but if you’re that hungry…

Orange tabby cat inspects funny chicken as brown tabby cat looks on

Ashton: I don’t see anything edible in here.

brown tabby cat inspects funny chicken

Ashton: What, did you think I was going to get my head stuck in there like I did last week? I’m not a silly kitten, I learned my lesson.

brown tabby cat sits next to funny chicken

Ashton: Who are you looking at, bird-brain?

brown tabby cat looks at funny chicken


Chicken Leg IconDid you see the rest of our chicken capers? If not, catch up on our adventures.

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August 26, 2015 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, chicken, Newton 23 Comments

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