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When Wand Toys Attack

Cupcake: Hi, Mr. Pierre. What are you playing with? 

Pierre: It’s the wand toy. You don’t want to play with this. 

gray tabby cat plays with wand toy as black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Cupcake: Why wouldn’t I want to play with it?

Pierre: This is too dangerous for a young cat like you. 

gray tabby cat plays with wand toy as black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Pierre: Look how dangerous it is. It’s attacking me! 

Cupcake: Do you need me to rescue you? 

Pierre: Stay back for your own protection! 

gray tabby cat plays with wand toy

Pierre: Save yourself! I’ll hold this here while you run to safety! 

Cupcake: Thanks, Mr. Pierre. 

gray tabby cat plays with wand toy as black and white tuxedo cat looks on

Pierre: Did it work? Is she gone?

Cupcake: I HEARD THAT! 

black and white tuxedo kitten

Cupcake in a Cupcake

Cupcake: Mr. Pierre, can you watch out for Mr. Newton and let me know if he shows up to steal my cupcake bed again? He didn’t even use it right.

gray tabby cat looks at black and white tuxedo cat entering cupcake bed

Pierre: Why wouldn’t he use it right? There’s a wrong way to use a bed?

gray tabby cat looks at black and white tuxedo cat inside cupcake bed

Cupcake: Sure there is. You should have seen him. His tail wasn’t even inside. 

black and white tuxedo cat rolls inside cupcake bed as gray tabby cat looks on

Newton: Never mind his tail, what about your foot? 

black and white tuxedo cat rolls inside cupcake bed as gray tabby cat looks on

Cupcake: Oh, I was just stretching. All of me fits in here just fine. Even if I roll around. Do you want me to show you?

Pierre: That’s not necessary.

gray tabby cat looks at black and white tuxedo cat inside cupcake bed

Cupcake: Sure it is. I can roll like this and wave my paws in the air like I just don’t care. 

gray tabby cat swats at black and white tuxedo cat inside cupcake bed

Pierre: Gotcha! 

Cupcake: Hey! 

gray tabby cat swats at black and white tuxedo cat inside cupcake bed

Pierre: Well that didn’t work. You’re still in there. 

black and white tuxedo cat rolls inside cupcake bed as gray tabby cat looks on

Cupcake: Sorry, Mr. Pierre, you’re going to have to wait your turn. 

Who Haunts the Haunted House?

Pierre: Hey, Cupcake, is that your tail? 

gray tabby cat looks at black and white tuxedo cat in haunted house

Cupcake: * whispers * Don’t tell him where I am. 

black and white tuxedo cat exits haunted house

Cupcake: Hey, where did he go?

Pierre: I fooled you, Cupcake! 

black and white tuxedo cat watches gray tabby cat enter haunted house

Pierre: I’m in my new house.

Cupcake: YOUR house? I don’t think so, Mr. Pierre!

black and white tuxedo cat swats at gray tabby cat in haunted house

Pierre: Besides, I have seniority. 

gray tabby cat in haunted house

Pierre: That means I should get all the best sleeping spots. Like this one.

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