Cupcake: Hi, Mr. Pierre. What are you playing with?
Pierre: It’s the wand toy. You don’t want to play with this.
Cupcake: Why wouldn’t I want to play with it?
Pierre: This is too dangerous for a young cat like you.
Pierre: Look how dangerous it is. It’s attacking me!
Cupcake: Do you need me to rescue you?
Pierre: Stay back for your own protection!
Pierre: Save yourself! I’ll hold this here while you run to safety!
Cupcake: Thanks, Mr. Pierre.
Pierre: Did it work? Is she gone?
Cupcake: I HEARD THAT!