Pierre: Who says you can’t catch a wand toy without standing up?
Pierre: So close!
Pierre: It’s all about technique and getting the back paws involved.
Pierre: See? I caught it, and I never put a paw on the ground!
Cupcake: Mr. Pierre, can you watch out for Mr. Newton and let me know if he shows up to steal my cupcake bed again? He didn’t even use it right.
Pierre: Why wouldn’t he use it right? There’s a wrong way to use a bed?
Cupcake: Sure there is. You should have seen him. His tail wasn’t even inside.
Newton: Never mind his tail, what about your foot?
Cupcake: Oh, I was just stretching. All of me fits in here just fine. Even if I roll around. Do you want me to show you?
Pierre: That’s not necessary.
Cupcake: Sure it is. I can roll like this and wave my paws in the air like I just don’t care.
Pierre: Well that didn’t work. You’re still in there.
Cupcake: Sorry, Mr. Pierre, you’re going to have to wait your turn.
Pierre: Hey, Cupcake, is that your tail?
Cupcake: * whispers * Don’t tell him where I am.
Cupcake: Hey, where did he go?
Pierre: I fooled you, Cupcake!
Pierre: I’m in my new house.
Cupcake: YOUR house? I don’t think so, Mr. Pierre!
Pierre: Besides, I have seniority.
Pierre: That means I should get all the best sleeping spots. Like this one.
Newton: What are you looking at, Pierre?
Pierre: Shh, there’s a lizard!
Newton: Inside? Where?
Pierre: No, it’s on the window. Your hunting instincts are about as sharp as that fluffy tail of yours.
Newton: Oh, THAT. I could hardly see it because of all of the nose prints on the glass.
Pierre: That would be more lizard for me to chase, then.
Newton: I don’t think it works that way. If I go away, you still have the same number of lizards to chase: one.
Pierre: But then I’m not sharing that lizard with you. And it’s quieter that way, too.
Cupcake: Hi Mr. Newton. Mr. Pierre. What is quieter?
Pierre: Not this lizard hunt.
Cupcake: There’s a lizard? WERE?
Newton: Calm your tail, kid. I’m going to grab it.
Newton: Where did it go?
Cupcake: You can’t see better from up there?
Pierre: You scared it away, Newt.
Newton: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare it away.
Cupcake: It might come back.
Newton: Cupcake is right. Maybe if we wait it’ll come back.
Pierre: You wait. When the lizard comes back, call me.
Newton: What do you think, should I call him if I see the lizard again?