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Who’s in the Bag?

Pierre: I got Newton to leave and took over the paper bag all for myself.

gray tabby cat in paper bag

Newton: Oh, hi, Pierre. I didn’t know you were still in there. Can I have my bag back now?

Pierre: It looks like my bag now. You’ll have to find a new bag.

orange tabby cat looks at gray tabby cat in paper bag

Pierre: I heard there were some good paper bags in the kitchen. You should go see.

Newton: Really? I’ll go look right now. Thanks, Pierre!

orange tabby cat walks away from gray tabby cat in paper bag

Pierre: Whew, I can’t believe he fell for that.

gray tabby cat in paper bag

Ashton: And I can’t believe you did that. You stole his bag, and then you wouldn’t give it back.

Pierre: Shhh!

gray tabby cat in paper bag looks out at brown tabby cat

Ashton: I think it’s my turn for the bag now.

Pierre: In a little while. I’m not done with it yet.

Ashton: Oh, you’re done with it, all right.

Pierre: Whoa! Yikes! Hey, what are you doing?

brown tabby cat swats gray tabby cat in paper bag

Pierre: Oh good, she left… My bag is safe after all.

one-eyed brown tabby cat walks behind paper bag full of gray tabby cat

Ashton: How safe is THIS?

Pierre: Yikes! I’m out of here!

brown tabby cat swats paper bag, making gray tabby cat leave

Ashton: Girlcat power wins! And I don’t even want the bag.

one-eyed brown tabby cat behind brown paper bag

Three Cats and a Bag

Pierre: What are you doing in there, Newt?

Newton: I’m hanging out. What does it look like?

gray tabby cat and brown tabby cat look at orange tabby cat in paper bag

Ashton: It looks like a big Cheeto of a tail sticking out of a paper bag.

Pierre: It does look like a Cheeto, doens’t it?

Newton: I can hear you out there, you know.

gray tabby cat and brown tabby cat look at orange tabby cat in paper bag

Ashton: All this talk about Cheetos is making me hungry. I’ll be back in a few minutes.

Pierre: Save some for me. But you can eat Newton’s portion.

Newton: I can still hear you.

gray tabby cat and brown tabby cat look at orange tabby cat in paper bag

Pierre: Are you almost done in there? * nudge *

Newton: Hey, that tickles!

Gray tabby cat noses orange tabby cat in paper bag

Pierre: There you are. Do you know that you have all kinds of catlicks now?

Newton: I know. I have to go groom before all the ladycats see me like this.

gray tabby cat watches orange tabby cat exit the paper bag

Pierre: Finally, it’s my turn! I don’t see what was so great about this. It’s just kind of dark in here. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.

gray tabby cat tail sticking out of paper bag

Pierre: I know how to do this without getting catlicks all over me from backing out.

gray tabby cat turns around in paper bag

Pierre: Actually, this is kind of a Pierre-sized spot for a snooze. Excuse me while I nod off in paperbaglandia.

gray tabby cat in paper bag

to be continued…

Labor Day Getaway

Newton: We’re taking it easy today because the head peep has gone on a Labor Day getaway to visit her father.

orange tabby cat

Ashton: WHAT!? Why didn’t she ask our permission? Who will feed us? This is an emergency!

one-eyed brown tabby cat with mouth open wide

Pierre: Calm down, Ashton. The manpeep is here, and he’ll feed us.

gray tabby cat

Ashton: Stand back, I’m ready to rescue dinner… as soon as I figure out how to pick up a crowbar without any thumbs.

one-eyed brown tabby cat wearing construction hard hat and safety glasses

Happy Labor Day to everyone who is celebrating it today!

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World Photography Day

Today is a very important day to share with you, because without photography, we wouldn’t be able to share our adventures with you. So happy World Photography Day!

orange tabby cat with camera

We know that sometimes the camera catches us doing something a little bit goofy.

Pierre: I’m not goofy. I’m concentrating very hard.

gray tabby cat looks upside down at green worm toy

And sometimes is even catches us when we are thinking naughty thoughts.

Newton: That’s a naughty hand. I’m innocent!

orange tabby cat prepares to defend his tummy from human finger

Other times, our photos just show off how glamorous we are.

Ashton: How glamorous I am. You can’t call that orange ball of fur kicking the human glamorous, can you?

one-eyed brown tabby cat

We encourage all of you humans reading, even if you think you aren’t a good photographer, to pick up your camera or even your smartphone and take some photos of your cat. What better day to capture a memory of your kitty than on World Photo Day?

And to all of you cats who are reluctant subjects when the camera comes out yet again, humor your humans today. It’s World Photography Day, so you can play along for just one day and not turn away as soon as you see their finger start to click the shutter. If you can’t bring yourself to do that, at least don’t try to eat the camera.

orange tabby cat chews camera