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The Sofa Tunnel

Newton: Someone left the tunnel on the sofa. This is going to be fun!

orange tabby cat enters tunnel on sofa

Pierre: Hmm, what’s this?

Newton: Hello out there!

gray tabby cat notices tunnel on sofa

Pierre: Newton, is that you?

Newton: Hello out there!

gray tabby cat sniffs tunnel on sofa

Pierre: What are you doing in there?

Newton: I’m having a great time. There’s catnip and sparkle balls and mice!

gray tabby cat looks into tunnel on sofa

Pierre: That all fits inside here? Where?

Newton: Better hurry before I use up all the catnip!

Pierre: Save some for me, I’m on my way!

gray tabby cat enters tunnel on sofa

Pierre: Hey, wait a minute. Newton?

gray tabby cat exits tunnel on sofa

Have you ever had a kitty friend who seems to vanish when you walk into a tunnel… or into a room?

Candygram

Newton: I don’t understand why the humans keep saying “candygram” to you. Is that your name?

orange tabby cat looks at inflatable shark

Newton: And why do you keep showing your teeth like that?

orange tabby cat looks under inflatable shark

Newton: Your vet did a nice job with your dental cleaning, Candygram.

Whose Toy Is That, Anyway?

Newton: Ashton left her chicken leg here, and now it’s all mine!

orange tabby cat sees knit chicken leg toy

Newton: It’s not even all soggy with drool. She must not appreciate it.

orange tabby cat paws knit toy

Newton: It’s more fun to play with when it doesn’t have someone else’s drool.

orange tabby cat plays with knit chicken leg toy

Newton: Now I have drooled on it and everyone will be able to tell that it’s mine.

orange tabby cat hides knit chicken leg boy near his belly

Ashton: Hey, Newt, have you seen my chicken leg? I left it around here somewhere.

Newton: Umm…. no. I haven’t. What did it look like?

brown tabby cat enters frame as orange tabby cat hides knit chcken leg toy

Ashton: You know, like a chicken leg.

Newton: Oh, okay. I’ll watch for it.

brown tabby cat looks at orange tabby cat who hides knit chicken leg toy

Ashton: Will you let me know if you see my chicken leg toy?

one-eyed brown tabby cat looks into camera as orange tabby cat looks on, hiding knit chkcken leg toy

Miss Ellen at 15andMeowing15andMeowing kindly sent Ashton some handmade toys after her dentalwork. Big thanks for the thoughtful gift! It took Ashton a while to feel up to playing with them, but now that she is, she has to share them with Newton. Newton thinks all the toys in the house — and maybe all of the toys in the world — belong to him.

An Unusual Cat

Newton: This is strange. The sun is going down, and this new cat in the house is glowing! It doesn’t TASTE like a cat, though.

Newton: Now it’s night, and my new friend is still glowing away. Maybe he’s a moon. Moons glow at night.

orange tabby cat looks at glowing cat-shaped object

Newton: It’s okay, little moon, I’ll stay right here and make sure that no other kitty bothers you. I’ll stay all night long, or at least until the manpeep comes home.

orange tabby cat sits next to glowing cat-shaped object

The Sofa Tunnel

Candygram

Whose Toy Is That, Anyway?

An Unusual Cat

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