Ashton: You were trying to take a photo of Newton doing something back there instead of paying attention to me?
Ashton: What were you thinking!?
Cleaning Cut Short
Tunnel Tenant
Pierre: I think there’s something in Newton’s fish tunnel.
Pierre: I had better take care of that for him. Newton would not like having an intruder.
Pierre: It’s fighting back! I’m not letting that thing get the best of me!
Newton: Do you MIND?!
Pierre: ???
Pierre: I… umm… sorry about that.
Newton: You SHOULD be. My fur is all rumpled, and I didn’t have another bath scheduled for two hours.
Pierre: Well, how was I to know it was you in there?
Newton: Because it’s my tunnel. Do I need to ask your permission to leave so I can visit the little kitten’s box?
Pierre: No, you go ahead when you’re ready.
Pierre: Gotcha!
False Advertising
Newton: We have a new tunnel, and it has strings! I’m sure the humans will cut those off as soon as they notice, so I had better enjoy them while I can.
Newton: Besides the strings, I was pretty excited when the tunnel showed up, because it has fish in it. It has fish on the outside, so that must mean there are fish in it, right? But this is the only fish I can find.
Newton: Yes, this is still the right tunnel. Fish on the outside.
Newton: Now I know how the humans feel when they complain about cat food that is called something else but has fish ingredients. I have the opposite problem with my tunnel. There are fish on the outside, but it is just false advertising.
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