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An Even More Unusual Visitor

Cupcake: Hi. What’s your name?

black and white tuxedo kitten looks at dinosaur

Cupcake: Why won’t you talk to me?

black and white tuxedo kitten looks at dinosaur

Cupcake: You shouldn’t stare like that.

black and white tuxedo kitten looks at dinosaur

Cupcake: Mr. Newton, do you know anything about his dog?

Newton: A dog in our house?

Cupcake: Gotcha!

Newton: Hey, I’m trying to see the dog. No grabbing!

orange tabby cat tussles with black and white tuxedo kitten

Cupcake: You’re no fun. I’m going to find Mr. Pierre.

Newton: If you see Mr. Bones, tell him we have his dog in here. And he looks hungry.

orange tabby cat examines dinosaur tail

Newton: I still have the most glorious tail.

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October 25, 2017 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Cupcake, Newton 21 Comments

It’s in the Bag, Part 3

Pierre: This paper bag is perfectly Pierre-sized.

gray tabby cat in paper bag

Cupcake: * tiptoes *

gray tabby cat in paper bag is stalked by black and white tuxedo kitten

Pierre: Are you trying to sneak up on me?

Cupcake: Umm… no, Mr. Pierre. I’m just sniffing this bag. It smells nice.

gray tabby cat looks out of paper bag at black and white tuxedo kitten

Pierre: Good. Because this bag is limited to one cat occupancy.

Cucpake: You have one of those things with the eight legs in there?

Pierre: Occupancy. Not octopus. How did you hear about octopus, anyhow?

gray tabby cat looks out of paper bat at black and white tuxedo kitten

Cupcake: Because I’d like to see an occupancy. Shouldn’t you put it in the water?

Pierre: HEY, getting a little close. One cat at a time in here. and that cat is ME.

gray tabby cat hisses at black and white tuxedo kitten

Pierre: * hiss *

Cupcake: Mr. Pierre, I don’t think I’m supposed to know words like that at my age.

gray tabby cat hisses at black and white tuxedo kitten

Cupcake: Okay. I can take a hint. I’ll go find Mr. Newton.

black and white tuxedo kitten

Pierre: Finally, I get the bag to myself. It’s a lot of work making sure no one steals my favorite spot.

gray tabby cat in paper bag

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October 6, 2017 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Cupcake, Newton 18 Comments

It’s in the Bag, Part 2

Pierre: That’s a nice bag you have, Newton.

Newton: Oh, hi. I didn’t see you back there. Thanks. Miss Celena sent it to me.

gray tabby cat peeks around paper bag at orange tabby cat

Pierre: She sent it to you? Didn’t she send it to all of us?

Newton: I can look in here and see if she left a note that says that. No, no note. It was for me.

gray tabby cat watches orange tabby cat go into paper bag

Pierre: Are you sure? I think you should give me a turn in the bag.

Newton: I’m pretty comfy in here, thanks.

gray tabby cat looks into paper bag at orange tabby cat

Pierre: You don’t take hints very well, Newton. Let me IN!

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat

Newton: Geez. Do you have to mess up my ‘do? Now I’m going to have to go fix my fur. 

gray tabby cat swats orange tabby cat

Pierre: How much time does he need to fix his fur, anyhow? Just as well…

gray tabby cat sits beside paper bag

Pierre: He was right, this is pretty comfy.

gray tabby cat in paper bag

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October 4, 2017 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Newton, Pierre 16 Comments

It’s in the Bag

Cupcake: Hi, Mr. Newton!

Orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo kitten play around paper bag

Newton: * rolls over *

Cupcake: That’s a really nice bag. Is there room to share?

Orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo kitten play around paper bag

Cupcake: Mr. Newton?

Orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo kitten play around paper bag

Newton: Watch the paw, kid. I’m busy with my bag here.

Orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo kitten play around paper bag

Cupcake: But Mr. Newton…

Newton: Where are you waving that thing?

Orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo kitten play around paper bag

Newton: You weren’t about to poke me with it, were you?

Cupcake: I… maybe.

Orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo kitten play around paper bag

Newton: No poking!

Cupcake: Whoa!

Orange tabby cat and black and white tuxedo kitten play around paper bag

Will Cupcake stop poking Newton? Will She ever make it into the bag? We’ll be back on Wednesday with more…

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October 2, 2017 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Cupcake, Newton 22 Comments

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