Pierre: This paper bag is perfectly Pierre-sized.
Cupcake: * tiptoes *
Pierre: Are you trying to sneak up on me?
Cupcake: Umm… no, Mr. Pierre. I’m just sniffing this bag. It smells nice.
Pierre: Good. Because this bag is limited to one cat occupancy.
Cucpake: You have one of those things with the eight legs in there?
Pierre: Occupancy. Not octopus. How did you hear about octopus, anyhow?
Cupcake: Because I’d like to see an occupancy. Shouldn’t you put it in the water?
Pierre: HEY, getting a little close. One cat at a time in here. and that cat is ME.
Pierre: * hiss *
Cupcake: Mr. Pierre, I don’t think I’m supposed to know words like that at my age.
Cupcake: Okay. I can take a hint. I’ll go find Mr. Newton.
Pierre: Finally, I get the bag to myself. It’s a lot of work making sure no one steals my favorite spot.