Ashton: Okay, kitties, I’m going to share my secret of how to get the humans’ attention. You have to walk fancy for them. They love that, and they’ll drop whatever they are doing to make a big fuss over you. So here are some of my favorite walks that never fail….
First, the high-stepping walk. Lift those paws way, way up!
If that doesn’t get you enough attention, there’s the fancy walk where your front end and your back end go different directions. The crossed paws are an advanced move, so kittens shouldn’t this at home yet.
Just be sure not to walk in a circle, because that just makes humans laugh, and we know this isn’t a comedy routine.
If all else fails, there’s the “Oh my Cod, did someone say chicken?” walk. You do this one directly into the kitchen and hope that they give you a treat for being so clever.
At least you end up with some chicken in the end. That’s really what’s important, right?
This is how cats labor: Bring me my treats, peeps! And I expect them peeled!
