Pierre: It’s National Cheeseburger Day. Are we celebrating?
Newton: I don’t know about you, but I plan to celebrate. Everyone knows that cats want to know if they “can haz cheezburger” and I’ve got one right here.
Pierre: That looks tasty!
Pierre: It doesn’t smell like a cheeseburger, though.
Newton: Well you don’t have to go spoiling it for me.
Pierre: Here, I’ll just have a little taste…
Newton: HEY! No slobbering on my cheeseburger! Get away from there!
Newton: I’d better eat this right now before he comes back.
