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The Return of the Catnip Banana

Newton: I have a fresh banana, and it is RIPE! Wow, this is some strong stuff. If you lean into your screen, you might be able to smell it.

orange tabby cat with catnip banana

Newton: I saw you try to grab my banana. I’m going to hide it right here against my plush tummy.

orange tabby cat looks over shoulder

Pierre: Hi, Newt.

Newton: Hi, Pierre. You aren’t here for my banana, are you?

gray tabby cat looks at orange tabby cat

Pierre: Of course not. I thought I would just hang out over here and keep you company.

gray tabby cat lays beside orange tabby cat

Pierre: Don’t mind me if I streeeeeeetch a little.

gray tabby cat stretches beside orange tabby cat

Pierre: Maybe a quick grab…

Newton: Hey, watch the claws on my tummy!

gray tabby cat stretches beside orange tabby cat

Pierre: He’s finally given up the banana. YES!

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Pierre: Hmm. * SNIFF *   * SNIFF * This is covered in Newton drool!

gray tabby cat sniffs catnip banana

Pierre: Newton ruined it with his drool. Do you have a fresh banana I could use instead, please?

gray tabby cat buries catnip banana

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November 9, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Newton, Pierre 19 Comments

Be Careful Where You Sit

The weather may be turning cold up north, but here in Florida, it’s still warm. You wouldn’t know it from the places Pierre hides.

So it is important to always be careful where you sit on our sunroom sofa.

lump under sofa cover

That lump under the sofa cover does not like to be squished.

Pierre: Who are you calling a lump?

gray tabby cat under sofa cover

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November 7, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Pierre 25 Comments

A Costume for Our Site

Newton: Hey, our site is wearing a costume for Halloween!

Newton looks at catsherdyou.com on tablet

Ashton: That’s not a Halloween costume. That’s the reason the head peep was at the computer so much recently and used a lot of HBO words. It’s the new theme for our site. She says it’s better for everybody who visits us on their mobile devices, especially phones.

Newton: People come to visit us on their phone? How do they do that? Did you see how hard it was to stand on the iPad?

orange tabby cat

Ashton: Sorry, I wasn’t really looking. I was hanging out with my new boyfriend. He’s kind of sweet on me. Do you think I should play hard to get like I do on vet day?

one-eyed tabby cat with skeleton

Have a safe and happy Halloween, friends!

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October 31, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Ashton, Newton 25 Comments

It’s Getting Scary Around Here!

Newton: WHOA! What’s that? Mr. Bones, what are you trying to do, scare me?

orange tabby cat looks at skeleton hand

Newton: You have a treat? Well, all right, maybe you aren’t quite so scary after all.

orange tabby cat looks at skeleton hand holding treat

Newton: For me? That’s very thoughtful of you. 

orange tabby cat takes treat from skeleton hand

Newton: Look what you did. You’re such a fumblebones. I can hold a treat better than that with my paws and I don’t even have a thumb!

skeleton hand drops orange tabby cat's treat

Newton: Wait a minute! Who said you had permission for touching my luxurious fur? Not with those bony fingers. No way.

skeleton hand triest to touch orange tabby cat

Newton: Hmmmm, you don’t taste so good. You need a little meat on your bones.

orange tabby cat grabs the skeleton hand

Newton: After all that, can we still be friends? Give me a high five!

orange tabby cat high-fives the skeleton hand

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October 28, 2016 Filed Under: Cats Tagged With: Newton 17 Comments

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